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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063597240" data-attributes="member: 14320">An Old Saggy BitchA man walks into a whorehouse late one night. He wants to geta good-looking whore, but they're all occupied right now. Heends up with the most God-awful-looking, old, saggy bitch, andhe was so disgusted, all he could do was shit in her face.To his surprise, he enjoyed this a lot. This became a nightlyaffair for him, as he would ask for the old whore and shit inher face.Unfortunately, after a couple weeks, the thrill wore off, so thenext time he went in, he asked for a pretty girl and fucked her.As he was leaving, the old whore ran up to him, fell at his feetand said, "What's the matter, don't you love me anymore?"====================This guy only had $5.00, but he just had to have some sex, so he wentto the whore house & asked what he could get for $5.00. The madamsaid she didn't have anything, but the guy insisted he HAD to get laid.She finally felt sorry for the poor bastard, so she took him up to areally old lady who cleans up the place , and said he could have her for$5.00. They started getting it on, but it was really dry & rough. After awhile, however, it got _really_ moist & smooth. He finally exploded, andthey started talking about it.He told her how rough it was to start, but how GREAT it got, & that itwas the best he'd ever had, once things started moving!She said, "Yea, I know what you mean, once all those blisters popped,it really felt great for me too!"</blockquote>

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