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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063597990" data-attributes="member: 14320">Beer ~vs~ PussyA beer is always wet.A pussy needs encouragement.Advantage: Beer.A beer tastes horrible served hot.A pussy tastes better served hot.Advantage: Pussy.Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.Advantage: Beer.Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.Pussy does not.Advantage: Draw.If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.Advantage: Pussy24 beers come in a box.A pussy is a box you can come in.Advantage: Pussy.Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.Advantage: Pussy.If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.Advantage: Beer.If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad.If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.Advantage: Beer.6 beers in a night and you better not drive.6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need.Advantage: PussyBuy too much beer and you will get fat.Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.Advantage: DrawIt is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a footballgame.You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.Advantage: PussyIf a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get abreathalyzer.If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five.Advantage: PussyWith beer, bigger is better.Advantage: beer.Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.Advantage: beer.Pussy can make you see God.Beer can make you see the porcelain God.Advantage: PussyIf you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you arenormal.If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic.Advantage: PussyPeeling labels off of beers is fun.Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.Advantage: Pussy.If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.Advantage: DrawIf you suddenly drop a beer, it may break.If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog youare.Advantage: Beer.If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have youback.Advantage: beer.The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.Advantage: Pussy.The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.Advantage: Beer.Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill.Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.Advantage: DrawGood beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, Killian's RedGood pussy: Almost all but the above.Advantage: Pussy.The government taxes beer.Advantage: Pussy.It's a close call, but the numbers never lie.Advantage: Pussy.</blockquote>