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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063600267" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Men's Code1. The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.2. Never hesitate to reach for either the last beer or the lastslice of pizza -- but not both. That's just plain mean.3. Bitching about the brand of free beer in a buddy's refrigeratoris forbidden. You may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable,however.4. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legallykilled and eaten by his fellow partygoers.5. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated asspies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and theability to pick a buffalo wing clean.6. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you mustbail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.7. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who'srunning late is 5 minutes. For a woman, you are required to wait10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic1-10 scale.8. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe your buddy istrying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you getcarried away with your good deed and end up having sex with thebeast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at yourbachelor party.9. Before ****** a buddy's ex, you are required to ask hispermission and he, in return is required to grant it.10. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem -- you didn't seenothin'.11. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sports event, you mayalways ask the score of the game in progress, but you may neverask who's playing.12. It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when you'resunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a toplesssupermodel ... and it's free.13. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman mustremain sober enough to fight.14. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be referringto his beer.15. Never join your girlfriend/wife in discussing a buddy, except whenshe's withholding sex pending your response.16. Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equalfooting; either both urinating or both waiting in line. In allother situations, a nod is all the conversation you need.Once there was 3 golfers, and there was this animal called a foo bird.Legends said that if it shits on you and you wipe it off you will die.Well, they were out golfing, when all of a sudden a foo shitted on thefirst guy, he wiped it off, and the next day he died.The next day another guy did the same after being shitted on. The next day he died as well.The following day the 3rd guy went to play alone, and it shit on him,but he didn't wipe it off. He lived to be 104 years old.Moral:If the foo shits, wear it.</blockquote>

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