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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063606834" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"> YOU ARE NOT A REDNECK IF......</span></strong></p><p></p><p>1. You don't pee in the sink.</p><p>2. Your wife is not related to you</p><p>3. Your car ACTUALLY runs.</p><p>4. You have a full set of teeth.</p><p>5. You passed the 5th Grade.</p><p>6. None of your brothers names start with Billy Bob.</p><p>7. Your house costed more than your car.</p><p>8. The shower is ACTUALLY being used.</p><p>9. You never saw Elvis.</p><p>10. You don't miss the $100 question on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">========</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Why did the elderly Nympho plant roses?</p><p>Last chance to get a bush full of pricks.</p><p></p><p>What did the blonde say when the job interviewer said, "Spell your name?"</p><p>Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E</p><p></p><p>Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?</p><p>You have to hollow out the head.</p><p></p><p>I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes</p><p></p><p>The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like</p><p>Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact</p><p>that Won Ton spelled backwards is Not Now.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">========</span></strong></p><p>Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation.</p><p>When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets</p><p>back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well, put</p><p>them here between my thighs and that will warm them up."</p><p>After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and</p><p>says again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well,</p><p>put them here between my thighs and warm them up." He does, and again</p><p>that warms him up.</p><p>After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them</p><p>through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are</p><p>really freezing!"</p><p>She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever</p><p>get cold?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063606834, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"] YOU ARE NOT A REDNECK IF......[/COLOR][/B] 1. You don't pee in the sink. 2. Your wife is not related to you 3. Your car ACTUALLY runs. 4. You have a full set of teeth. 5. You passed the 5th Grade. 6. None of your brothers names start with Billy Bob. 7. Your house costed more than your car. 8. The shower is ACTUALLY being used. 9. You never saw Elvis. 10. You don't miss the $100 question on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire [B][COLOR="Red"]========[/COLOR][/B] Why did the elderly Nympho plant roses? Last chance to get a bush full of pricks. What did the blonde say when the job interviewer said, "Spell your name?" Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one? You have to hollow out the head. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backwards is Not Now. [B][COLOR="Red"]========[/COLOR][/B] Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up." After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!" She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?" [/QUOTE]
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