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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063609365" data-attributes="member: 14320">DildosThis guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop.His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while,and "can you handle it? " The new employee is somewhat reluctant, butwith the boss's positive comments he finally agrees. So, the guy isthere by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in.She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"He answers, "$35."She: "How much for the black one?"He: "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."She: "I think I'll take the black one.I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes.A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for theblack dildo?"He: "$35."She: "How much for the white one?"He: "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."She: "Hmmm...I think I'll take thewhite one. I've never had a white one before..."She pays him, and off she goes.About an hour later a young blondewoman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?"He: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."She: "Hmmmmm....how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"He:"Well, that's a very special dildo...it'll cost you $165."She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one,I've never had a plaid one before...." She pays him, and off she goes.Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks,"How did you do while I was gone?"To which the salesman responded, "I didreally good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold yourthermos for $165!"________Abe's son Morris arrived home from school puffing and panting,sweat rolling down his face."Dad, you'll be so proud of me," Morris said,"I saved a dollar by running behind the bus all the way home!"..."Morris, you are a stupid boy!" said Abe,"You could have run behind a taxi and saved $12.00!"</blockquote>

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