Menu
Home
Post Something
Forums
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
News & Features
The Marketplace
Cars for Sale
Engine and Performance
Chassis and Wheels
Exterior and Body
Interior and Cockpit
ICE - In Car Entertainment
Car Shops and Services
Toys and Wares
All Other Stuff
Jobs and Vacancies
Looking For
Members
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Reply to thread
See what others are reading now! Try Forums >
Current Activity
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063609845" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Q: What's blue and fucks old people? </p><p>A: Hypothermia</p><p></p><p>Q: What is the definition of "making love"? </p><p>A: Something a woman does while a guy is</p><p>fucking her.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts? </p><p>A: Gonorrhoea</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the difference between acne and</p><p>a Michael Jackson? </p><p>A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face</p><p>until he's at least 13 years old.</p><p></p><p>Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? </p><p>A. Marry it. </p><p></p><p>Q. What's a mixed feeling? </p><p>A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a</p><p>cliff in your new car.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the height of conceit? </p><p>A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own</p><p>name. </p><p></p><p>Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian</p><p>blowjob? </p><p>A. You know she'll swallow. </p><p></p><p>Q. What's the difference between a Catholic</p><p>wife and a Jewish wife? </p><p>A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake</p><p>jewelry.</p><p></p><p>Q: What is better than winning a medal at the</p><p>Special Olympics? </p><p>A: Not being retarded in the first place.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot</p><p>and a golf ball? </p><p>A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why is divorce so expensive? </p><p>A. Because it's worth it. </p><p></p><p>Q. Why are women’s feet so small? </p><p>A. So they can stand closer to the stove/sink.</p><p></p><p>Q. How did the john know how many times his favorite whore had gotten fucked that night?</p><p>A. He drank her douche and counted the lumps as they went down.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the definition of gross?</p><p>A. Licking the sweat off your grandpa's back as you fuck him in the ass.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's gross?</p><p>A. When you're eating cornflakes, and your brother asks what happened to his scab collection.</p><p></p><p>Q: How many women does it take to paint a wall?</p><p>A: It depends on how hard you throw them.</p><p></p><p>Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart?</p><p>A: You are the wind beneath my wings.</p><p></p><p>Q. How does a gay guy fake an orgasm?</p><p>A. Stands behind his partner and throws warm yogurt on his back.</p><p></p><p>Q. How many "Sickest Sites" fans does it take to put in a light bulb?</p><p>A. One, but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the difference between snot and broccoli?</p><p>A. Kids won't eat broccoli.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063609845, member: 14320"] Q: What's blue and fucks old people? A: Hypothermia Q: What is the definition of "making love"? A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her. Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts? A: Gonorrhoea Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson? A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13 years old. Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? A. Marry it. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A. You know she'll swallow. Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not being retarded in the first place. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball. Q. Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it. Q. Why are women’s feet so small? A. So they can stand closer to the stove/sink. Q. How did the john know how many times his favorite whore had gotten fucked that night? A. He drank her douche and counted the lumps as they went down. Q. What's the definition of gross? A. Licking the sweat off your grandpa's back as you fuck him in the ass. Q. What's gross? A. When you're eating cornflakes, and your brother asks what happened to his scab collection. Q: How many women does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them. Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings. Q. How does a gay guy fake an orgasm? A. Stands behind his partner and throws warm yogurt on his back. Q. How many "Sickest Sites" fans does it take to put in a light bulb? A. One, but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out. Q. What's the difference between snot and broccoli? A. Kids won't eat broccoli. [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
The Marketplace Latest
original rare Rays Volk Racing TE37SL Black Edition...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
Honda city JSracing gtwing spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda civic fd ~car spray(Ferrari red)
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda jazz fit gk flrs body kit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F10 ~M5 front skirt lip with glossy black
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Kia Forte gtwing spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3 front skirt lip
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Proton Saga VVT Evo Front Bonnet Hood
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Perodua bezza gear up body kit/spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F10 ~M5 front bumper set ~M5 kidney grille...
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Posts refresh every 5 minutes
Maxxis tyre shop in KL?
Any shop selling Maxxis tyre here in KL?
planning to get Maxxis MA-Z1 17"
Googled but only found Maxxis dealers for motorcycle tyre
Turbo inlet & outlet lines
Hi guys,
Wanna ask, based on the picture, which water line will be the inlet for water into turbo? and how about the oil line also? is the one showing in the picture is the inlet for oil? or the one at the bottom?
video for subaru fans
YouTube- Subaru Impreza by FORMAT67.NET
Recent Posts
Darker Design : Mercedes-Benz Launches GLA Nightfall Edition in Malaysia
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Honda Malaysia Doubles Down on Hybrids: New CR-V Launches with Dual e:HEV...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
BateriHub Reaches 200-Store Milestone, Becomes Malaysia’s Largest...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Been stalking for 3 years edy
Started by
dheepadarshan95
Introduction and Newbies
Recommendation: Turbocharger for 4B11 N.A engine
Started by
Mitevo7
Car Modification
Search
Online now
Enjoying Zerotohundred?
Log-in
for an ad-less experience
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...