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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063611024" data-attributes="member: 14320">When It's Okay To Fart In Public:~^~ In your boss' office as you are turning to leave. Tip- Make sureit's a silent one.~^~ In a bathroom.~^~ In a cashier's line - it might help to speed up things.~^~ In an empty elevator before you get off.~^~ Next to an occupied changing room - it may quickly becomeunoccupied.~^~ In someone else's unoccupied cubicle at work.~^~ While parachuting.~^~ While scuba diving.~^~ In the back seat of a patrol car if you are arrested.~^~ During interrogation if you're the one being interrogated.~^~ In your car if you've been carjacked.~^~ In the changing room when you're sure someone else is waitinghis/her turn.~^~ In your car once you've been pulled over… the cop may let you goquicker.~^~ During a pie eating competition to distract your competitors.~^~ While walking down a crowded hallway. Nobody will know whom toblame.Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?A: It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.Q: How can you tell when you're REALLY ugly?A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.Q: How do you trick a blonde into marrying you?A: Tell her she's pregnant.Q: Why are blondes always so quiet when they're fucking?A: Because they were raised not to talk to strangers.Q: What's the difference being in a "69", and driving in the fog?A: I don't know, either, but at least in a "69" you can see the asshole infront of you.Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the airvalve stem.</blockquote>

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