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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063612066" data-attributes="member: 14320">Tie The KnotA girl is about to tie the knot, and is watching her mother bakebiscuits in the kitchen."Mom?" she asks. "How do you keep Dad so happy after all these years ofmarriage?"The mother promptly throws a wad of biscuit dough on the floor, hikesup her dress, and squats down, picking the dough up with her privates."Practice this and when you can do it, I'll guarantee that your manwill be satisfied for the rest of his life," said her mother.So the girl practiced and practiced until her wedding night.While her anxious husband waited for her in the bed, she emergedwearing a sexy negligee, carrying a can of biscuit dough. She openedthe can, threw the dough on the floor, lifted her negligee, andsquatted over the dough, letting out a thunderous fart as she did so.Her husband, startled, jumped from the bed and backed away."What's wrong, honey?" she asked.He replied, "Shit woman!" as he stepped further away. "If that thingbarks like that for a biscuit, I sure as hell don't want to throw anymeat at it!"_______What your sleeping position says about you!According to a new article in 'Cosmopolitan' magazine, they saythe position you sleep in says a lot about you....They say women who sleep on their sides are sensitive, women whosleep on their stomachs are competent, and women who sleep ontheir backs with their ankles behind their ears are very popular. ________"Grandpa, I'm really proud of you," said four year old Little Johnny tohis grandfather."You are? Why?" the old man asked.Little Johnny replied, "I noticed that when you sneeze, you've learnedto put your hand in front of your mouth.""Of course I have," the old fellow says. "How else can I catch my damnteeth?" Hired By The FBIThe FBI is considering three men to be hired. They bring them in to speak with the interviewer separately. The first man comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him "Do you love your wife?" so he replies "Yes I do, sir." "Do you love your country?" asks the interviewer. "Yes I do, sir.", interviewer continues, "What do you love more, your wife or your country?" he replies "My country, sir." The interviewer looks at the man, "Okay. We brought in your wife. Take this gun and go into the next room and kill her."The man goes into the room, and all is silent for about 5 minutes. He comes back, with his tie loosened and he is all sweaty. He puts down the gun and leaves. The second guy comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him the same questions, and the responses are the same. The interviewer gives him a gun, and tells him to go kill his wife. The guy puts the gun down and says "I can't do it..."The third guy comes in, the same thing happens. The interviewer gives him a gun, and tells him to go kill his wife. The guy goes into the room, and BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! This is followed by a bunch of crashing sounds that end after a few minutes. The guy comes out of the room with his tie loosened, and puts the gun on the table. The interviewer looks at him and says "What happened?!?!", to which the guy replies, "The gun you gave me was filled with blanks so I had to strangle her!"=======A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!", he shouted and stormed off to work. By mid morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home."What took you so long to answer?""I was in bed.""What were you doing in bed this late?""Getting a second opinion."</blockquote>

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