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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063616395" data-attributes="member: 14320">Colonoscopy'sColonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during this exam werequitehumorous. A physician claimed that the following are actual commentsmadeby his patients (predominately male) while he was performing theircolonoscopy:1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gonebefore!"2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"3. "Can you hear me NOW?"4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay."And the best one of all . . .13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not upthere?"________________________________There once was a man named EugeneWho invented a screwing machineConcave and convexIt served either sexAnd it played with itself in between.There once was a priest from Bings,whose mind was on heavenly things.But his earthly desirewas a boy on the choirwhose ass shook like jello on springs.There was a young girl from Odessa,A rather unblushing transgressor.When sent to the priestThe lewd little beastBegan to undress her confessor.________________________________Q: How do you change a Fox into an Elephant?A: You marry her.Q: How do you turn a Stallion into a pig?A: You marry him.</blockquote>

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