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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063618888" data-attributes="member: 14320">Words Of Advice From MotherA young innocent girl is about to go on her 1st date and is givensome word of advise and warning by her mother; "Look darling, theyall want the same, so do be very careful and don't you ever let him;1.) kiss your lips. Your lips are as soft as rose petals and willshrivel,2.) or touch your breast. They are like of thin crystal and canshatter, and3.) never ever to touch your "private" part. That one is like a"GRILL" and will burn everything coming to touch it."The girl is off full of excitement and anxiety, and Mum waits andwaits until just after midnight when she's back."How was it?" asks mum."Oh mum, it was absolutely fantastic, and I think I'm in love!""Lets not go too fast dear. And did he tried to come too close?""Well, yes, he did and I did as you said and he was absolutelycareful not to hurt or harm me!""What do you mean careful, did you let him do something?""Not exactly mum, see it was like that. First he wanted to kiss meand I told him what you said, and he stopped. Then he went to touchmy breast and again I told him what you said, and he stopped. Thenhe slowly went under my skirt close to the private part, and I toldhim what you said, and he then took his hands out and said; "What acoincidence, I happen to have a nice piece of "Fillet" and wouldlove to put it in your "Grill" to cook!!""WHAT?!?" screams the mother, "I knew that bastard is no differentto the others. You hopefully stopped him there too, didn't you?""Well, not really mum. You see, he promised to be careful and wasvery careful not to "burn" his fillet. Every now and then he tookit out and had me "taste it" to see if it was cooked or not."~~~~~~~A lady and her dog were enjoying a stroll in the parkwhen her dog was mounted from behind by a largeRottweiler. The Rot was really humping away and thelady was frantically trying to break them up, to no avail.A small boy walked up and stuck his finger in the Rot'sbutt, and the action immediately stopped.The lady was amazed. "How did you do that?" sheasked.The little boy said, "That's my dog! He can dish it out,but he can't take it!"</blockquote>

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