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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063619848" data-attributes="member: 14320">ConfessionAmber, A 16 year old cathlic girl goes to confession.Amber: I called a boy a mother fucker last night.Priest: Why did you do that?Amber: He kissed me.The priest bent over and kissed her.Priest: like that?Amber: yes.Priest: Is that why you called him a mother fucker?Amber: No, then he grabbed me butt.The priest grabbed her butt.Priest: like this?Amber: yes.Priest: Is that why you called him a mother fucker?Amber: no, then he pulled my pants down.The priest then pulled her pants down.Priest:like this?Amber:yes.Priest : Is that why you called him a mother fucker?Amber: No, then he took off my panties, and put his you know what in my you know where.The priest took off her panties, and put his you know what in her you know where.Priest: Like this?Amber: yesPriest: Is that why you called him a mother fucker?Amber: noPriest: then why did you call him a mother fucker?Amber: He had herpes!Priest: That MOTHER FUCKER!=====There once was a girl named dotwho lived off garbage and snotwhen she ran out of theseshe ate the green cheesethat grew on the side of her twat=====I have some neighbors that are lesbians and they have a child.It occurred to me that in this day of age ofincreasing lesbian couples that have children, itbrings a whole new meaning to one kid taunting anotherwhen he says "My Mom can lick your Mom any time."</blockquote>

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