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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063627997" data-attributes="member: 14320">Bottle Of AcidThere was a little boy sitting on the curb one day. The little tyke hada bottle half full of acid. It seems he was droppin' those big, blackants into it every time he caught one. It made a small puff of smokeshortly after hitting the acid.An old priest came along and was watching the kid drop those antsinto oblivion. Apparently he thought this would be a good time to teachthe little squirt the value of life.The priest said to the kid, "What do you have there son?" "Oh,I got some magic water, Father, the boy innocently replied. "See," and*poof* went another ant."In my church," says the priest, "we have some magic water too.""Oh Yeah," says the kid, "can it turn ants into water, too?" "No,"says the priest, "but I rubbed it on a lady's stomach and she passed ababy.""Big deal!" says the kid. "I squirted some of this under my cat'stail the other day, and he passed a motorcycle!"YYYYYTwo car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other"Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going tolose my fucking ass."Too late he noticed a beautiful blonde sitting two stools away.Immediately, he apologized for his bad language. "That's okay," theblonde replied, "If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to losemy fucking car."YYYYYQ: How do the Greeks separate the men from the boys?A: With a crow bar.Q: Why did Michael Jackson send $50,000 to "Boys to Men"?A: He thought it was an escort agency.Q: What does woman do with her arsehole while she's having a fuck?A: She leaves him home.Q: Why did the sweet little girl fall off of the swing?A: She had no arms.Q: Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat?A: They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you.Is She A Virgin?A fellow talking to his friend says, "How can I tell if my girl is avirgin ?"Friend tells him, "You have to wait till your wedding night, you show itto her and ask what it is. If she calls it a penis, she's a virgin. Ifshe says it's a cock, she's been around."So the guy gets married, and in the hotel room he flips it out to herand says "What is this?""That's a penis!" she replies."Great," he sighs, "I thought you were going to call it a cock.""Of course not! A cock is twice as big!!"__________________________________Where am I? How did I get here? Why does my head hurt?" "You're in ahospital, sir. I'm with the police. We weren't sure you were going towake up. You had a golf club wrapped around your neck. Just tell useverything you remember.""Well, I was teaching my wife golf. Of course, I won every hole. But onthe little par 3, 17th hole, we both hit right to the green, and we bothputted right to the pin. When I walked to the flag, I saw one putt hadovershot, but the other ball had apparently sunk. I didn't know whose itwas, so I pulled the flag, looked in, saw it was her Spaulding in there,and I said, "Looks like your hole, dear. "That was the last thing Iremember.__________________________________Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?A: A woman that won't do what she's told.Q: What's the best thing about Alzheimer's Disease?A: You make new friends every day.Q: What's the difference between men and hogs?A: A hog won't spend 20 bucks on drinks just so he can fuck some pig.Q: How do you know if you have an overbite?A: If you're eating pussy and it tastes like shit.</blockquote>

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