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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063636183" data-attributes="member: 14320">Oral Sex - An Ode To LoveSalty, fishy, sticky stuff,Okay already, that's enough.Let's switch you say, before you gag,And what revenge, you're on the rag!Eating out and chowing down,but tonight I'm not out on the town.Tonight I'm served a seafood dish,well at the least it tastes like fish.Time to overcome my fears,as she drags me down there by my ears,to feast upon her hairy pie,where pubes and stubble jab my eye.She lies back and moans and then softly sighs,I cant help thinking about scampi & fries.Don't lick too low, move up a bit,got to be careful or I'm in the shit.Nibble, lick, caress and stroke,the things I do just for a poke.Up, down and right a bit,where the hell does she keep her clit?I'll never find it here like this,fanny design just takes the piss.To find my way around her twat,I'll need a torch and miners hat.I think my tongue is failing me,Christ I hope she doesn't pee.I've been licking her minge for years.I wish I could breathe through my ears.God I hope that she comes quick,since my neck's developing a crick.I'm sweating like I've got a fever,under the covers, eating split beaver,I must have hit the right spot at last,cos' her screams are gaining volume fast,her thighs clamp tight around my head,and her screams scare the neighbors out of their bed.She's coming at last and making a racket,her thighs crushing my head like a discarded fag packet.I'm choking and spluttering but she doesn't care,that my mouth is full of fish flavored hair.And that my face is smothered in thick fanny batterand juices that taste like a seafood platter.But she thinks it's funny, and starts taking the piss,but she soon stops her laughing, when I move in for a kiss. ShortiesA jolly young fellow named HughWas arrested for saying, "Look. Snoo""What's snoo?" they would cryAnd he'd always reply,"Oh, nothin' much, what's snoo with you?"__________No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference betweenthetwo words COMPLETE and FINISHED, in a way that's easy to understand.Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED.I beg to differ because, there is :When you marry the right woman, you are "COMPLETE".And when you marry the wrong one, you are "FINISHED"!And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ...."COMPLETELY FINISHED" !!!__________They were on a cruise with some elementary school students when suddenly the boat sprung a leak and started sinking.The priest said, "Quick! We have to save the children!"The rabbi said, "Eh, fuck the children."The priest looks at the rabbi and says, "Do we have enough time?"__________There once was a villain most feared,Who tied a lass to a train track then leered,But he tied her up wrong-ways,Not cross-ways but long-ways,And a forty car train disappeared!There once was a lady named McBaggAnd to all the ladies she did brag"My breasts are sizeable,And easily recognizableI rarely have to wear a name tag."___________"The reason I like ****** Lori," the office snob remarked primly,"is that she's on the up and up.""And the reason, I like ****** Laura" his coworker replied, "is thatshe's into the up and down, the in and out, the back and forth ...you name it!"</blockquote>

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