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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063637299" data-attributes="member: 14320">Did You Know?....Did you know?..."Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinkingabout or having an erect penis.Did you know?...According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is themost popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular.Did you know?...Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20thcentury, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and aparade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm.Did you know?...The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about twoyears.Did you know?...14% of Americans have skinny-dipped with a member of theopposite sex at least once.Did you know?...According to a U.S. market research firm, the mostpopular American bra size is currently 36C, up from 1991 when it was 34B.Did you know?..."Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insectscrawl on your genitals.Did you know?...Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of anymammal.Did you know?...Studies show that women who went to college are morelikely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than high schooldropouts.Did you know?...A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.Did you know?...· In earlier times, masturbation was believed to lead toblindness, madness, sudden death and other unpleasant diseases. Presentresearch, however, shows no connection.Did you know?...The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get aroundthis dilemma, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into thefemale.Did you know?...A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen,containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime.Did you know?...The Geisha of Japan would not perform fellatio becauseit was considered demeaning for the cultured to do so.Did you know?...The first couple to be shown in bed together on primetime television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.Did you know?...Sex is biochemically no different from eating largequantities of chocolate.Did you know?...Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sexfor pleasure.Did you know?...For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.Poor John Sam and John were out cutting wood, and John cut his arm off.Sam wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and took it and John to a surgeon.The surgeon said, "You're in luck! I'm an expert at reattaching limbs!Come back in four hours."So Sam came back in four hours and the surgeon said,"I got done faster than I expected to.John is down at the local pub." Sam went to the pub and saw John throwing darts.A few weeks later, Sam and John were out again, and John cut his leg off. Sam put the leg in a plastic bag and took it and John back to the surgeon.The surgeon said, "Legs are a little tougher - come back in six hours."Sam returned in six hours and the surgeon said,"I finished early - John's down at the soccer field."Sam went to the soccer field and there was John, kicking goals.A few weeks later, John had a terrible accident and cut his head off.Sam put the head in a plastic bag and took it and the rest of John to the surgeon.The surgeon said, "Gee, heads are really tough. Come back in twelve hours."So Sam returned in twelve hours and the surgeon said,"I'm sorry, John died." Sam said, "I understand - heads are tough." The surgeon said, "Oh, no! The surgery went fine! John suffocated in that plastic bag!"'''''A sixteen year old virgin girl goes to confession."Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday.""Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??" the priest asked."Because, father, he touched me on my arm without permission""Do you mean like this??" He touches her arm."Yes father.""That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch.""But father he also touched my breasts.""You mean like this??" He touches her breasts."Yes father.""That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch.""But father, he took off my clothes.""Like this??" He takes off her clothes."Yes father.""That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch.""But father he then put his you-know-what in my you-know-where.""Like this??" He put his you-know-what in her you-know-where."Yes father," she says sometime later."But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch.""But father, he has AIDS.""THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!"</blockquote>