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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063640695" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Glass Eye A man living on the second storey of an apartment block was leaning out of the window one morning to check whether it was raining when a glass eye suddenly fell into his hand. Looking up, he saw a girl peering down from four stories above. "Is this yours?" he called out. "Yes," she replied. "Hold on," he said. "I'll bring it up to you." So he took the glass eye up to the girl's apartment. She invited him in and they started chatting. Not only was she extremely grateful to him but she also found him incredibly attractive and so she asked him out to dinner that evening. He readily accepted. The meal was a great success and afterwards she suggested they go back to his place and go to bed. She stayed the night and when she left the following morning, he said: "I'm sorry but I have to ask. Do you act like this with every man you meet?" "No," she replied, "Only those who catch my eye."=====A young couple were banging away like there was notomorrow, when the boy stopped and asked the girl to spread herlegs farther apart, which she eagerly did, anticipating more of hisenthusiastic vigor. Instead, he timidly asked her to spread herlegs even farther apart. She said, "Why? What are you trying todo, ram your balls inside me?""No. I've already done that. Now I am trying to get themback out."======Q: How can you tell that the letter you received came from a lepercolony?A: Because there is a tongue stuck to the stamp.Q: What do you call 1,000 lesbians armed with rifles?A: Militia Etheridge.Q: Can you identify the functional difference between a JewishAmerican Princess and poverty?A: Poverty sucks.What I've Learned From Watching Porn...1. Women wear high heels to bed.2. Men are never impotent.3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will notscreamwith embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face withsperm.6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.8. Women always orgasm when men do.9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.10. All women are noisy fucks.11. People in the 70s couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solointhe background.12. Those tits are real.13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take hishalf-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girlisn'tdisgusted!)16. Double penetration makes women smile.17. Asian men don't exist.18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in thebushes,the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shoveyourcock in his girlfriend's mouth.19. There's a plot.20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman bygiving her a gentle slap on the butt.21. Nurses suck patient's cocks.22. Men always pull out.23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend,she'llonly be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.24. Women never have headaches... or periods.25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him toremindher to "suck it".26. Assholes are clean.27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for allparties concerned.28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man'strousersand find a cock there.29. Men don't have to beg.30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one handfirmlyon the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on hiship.</blockquote>

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