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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063643121" data-attributes="member: 14320">"What's What"One day, little Tommy, bored out of his mind, went to his father forsuggestions on what to do to pass the time. "I`ll tell you what,"said the father, "take this dollar and run into town and get me adollars worth of what`s what."Tommy grabbed the dollar, hopped on his bike and rode into town.Once there, he had to decide what store would have the what`s what.He stopped in front of the pharmacy and went in. He went to thepharmacist`s desk, held up the dollar and said, "I`d like a dollar`sworth of what`s what, please."The pharmacist knew immediately that the boy was on a wild goosechase and said, "If you go across the street, to the house with thered light on the front porch, they can get you some what`s what."Tommy ran across the street and knocked on the front door. A tall,stunning blonde, completely naked, opened the door. Her "bush" wasright in little Tommy`s face. Pointing to it he said, "what`sthat?""What`s what?" the prostitute replied. Tommy then replied, "Good,I`ll take a dollar`s worth."88888Did you hear condoms are now being sold with a free calling card? ~The attached instructions say, "If you can't come, call."What's the best way to get into a sleeping bag?~ Wake her up first!Did you hear about the house that was built by lesbians?~ There were no studs it was all tongue in groove.What's the definition of "Tender Love?"~ Two gays with hemorrhoids.Why is death a lot like sex?~ It feels funny for a second, but then it's over.Why do women like wearing black panties?~ It's a way for them to say, "In memory of thosewho were buried here."What is a Peter Pan?~ A wash basin in a whorehouse.What's the nicest thing about a nudist wedding?~ You don't have to ask - you can see who the best man is.Civil War Between Husband And WifeWIFE:I wrote your name on sand it got washed.I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.Then I wrote your name on my heart and I got a heart attack.HUSBAND:God saw me hungry, he created pizza.He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.He saw me in the dark, he created light.He saw me without problems, he created YOU.WIFE:Twinkle twinkle little starYou should know what you areAnd once you know just what you areMental hospital is not so farHUSBAND:The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass and flowers too.If rain makes all things beautiful,Why doesn't it rain on you?WIFE:Roses are red; Violets are blueMonkeys like you should be kept in a zoo.Don't feel so angry you will find me there tooNot in a cage but outside, laughing at you.---------One day little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into hisparents room to check it out. He opened the door to seehis mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behindher. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little winkas Johnny closed the door. After business wasfinished Dad went to check on little Johnny. Heopened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent overthe dresser and little Johnny going at it behindher. Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the hell are youdoing?!" Little Johnny replied, "It's not sofunny when its YOUR mom, is it?!"</blockquote>

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