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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063648420" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">PRODUCTS COMPETING WITH VIAGRA</span></strong></p><p></p><p>*Vigor Mortis</p><p>*Chubmeisterin</p><p>*Nice-a-Boni</p><p>*Firmicox</p><p>*Upsydaisium</p><p>*Newman's Own Peter Pill</p><p>*Mydixapokin</p><p>*PeneTrex</p><p>*Erectomycin</p><p>*I Can't Believe It's Not Flaccid!</p><p>*St. John's Pork</p><p>*Fuchinacea</p><p>*Jimmy Dean's Sausage Helper</p><p>*Nuprick</p><p>*Dr. Wong's Essence of Small, Harmless, Endangered Animal TrimFast</p><p>*Bonertin Dr. Pecker Jizzquil</p><p>*Grogaine: Most users can expect to see some evidence of an erection</p><p>in 3-6 months.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">______________________________</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Said a dainty young whore named Miss Meggs,</p><p>The men like to spread my two legs,</p><p>Then slip in between,</p><p>If you know what I mean,</p><p>And leave me the white of their eggs.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">_____________________________</span></strong></p><p></p><p>In the shade of the old apple tree</p><p>I got all that was coming to me.</p><p>In the soft dewy grass</p><p>I had a fine piece of ass</p><p>From a maiden that was so fine to see.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">_____________________________</span></strong></p><p></p><p>In my sweet little Alice Blue gown</p><p>Was the first time I ever laid down,</p><p>I was both proud and shy</p><p>As he opened his fly</p><p>When I saw it I thought I would die.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Pregnancy Dictionary</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Afterbirth:</p><p>When the hard part begins.</p><p></p><p>Cravings:</p><p>An excuse to gluttonize your way through pregnancy.</p><p></p><p>Dilation:</p><p>One of those things a pregnant woman has to take her doctor's</p><p>word for.</p><p></p><p>Elastiphobia:</p><p>Fear of making it into the Guinness Book of World Records for</p><p>"Most Stretch Marks."</p><p></p><p>First Trimester:</p><p>The first three months of pregnancy when you wonder, "Is it</p><p>too late to hire a surrogate mother?"</p><p></p><p>Maternity Clothes:</p><p>What a pregnant woman wears to show people there's a reason</p><p>she's fat.</p><p></p><p>Miracle:</p><p>1. The birth of a baby.</p><p>2. The fact that you lived to tell about it.</p><p></p><p>Obstetrician:</p><p>The doctor who tells you you're doing fine when you think</p><p>you're caught in the jaws of death.</p><p></p><p>Pregnant Pause:</p><p>The amount of time it takes for a nine-month pregnant woman</p><p>to get out of a chair.</p><p></p><p>Prenatal:</p><p>When your life was still your own.</p><p></p><p>Pushing:</p><p>The final effort to get a ten-pound baby through an opening</p><p>the size of a dime.</p><p></p><p>Second Trimester:</p><p>The time when you ask the question, "Will my husband notice if I</p><p>eat this gallon of ice cream and side of beef before he gets home?"</p><p></p><p>Third Trimester:</p><p>The final months of pregnancy when you wonder, "How much</p><p>longer can I keep from waddling?"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~~~~~~~~~~</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Ching Chong Chinaman</p><p>went to milk a cow,</p><p>Ching Chong Chinaman</p><p>didn't know how,</p><p>Ching Chong Chinaman</p><p>pulled the wrong tit,</p><p>Ching Chong Chinaman</p><p>was covered in shit!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063648420, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]PRODUCTS COMPETING WITH VIAGRA[/COLOR][/B] *Vigor Mortis *Chubmeisterin *Nice-a-Boni *Firmicox *Upsydaisium *Newman's Own Peter Pill *Mydixapokin *PeneTrex *Erectomycin *I Can't Believe It's Not Flaccid! *St. John's Pork *Fuchinacea *Jimmy Dean's Sausage Helper *Nuprick *Dr. Wong's Essence of Small, Harmless, Endangered Animal TrimFast *Bonertin Dr. Pecker Jizzquil *Grogaine: Most users can expect to see some evidence of an erection in 3-6 months. [B][COLOR="Red"]______________________________[/COLOR][/B] Said a dainty young whore named Miss Meggs, The men like to spread my two legs, Then slip in between, If you know what I mean, And leave me the white of their eggs. [B][COLOR="Red"]_____________________________[/COLOR][/B] In the shade of the old apple tree I got all that was coming to me. In the soft dewy grass I had a fine piece of ass From a maiden that was so fine to see. [B][COLOR="Red"]_____________________________[/COLOR][/B] In my sweet little Alice Blue gown Was the first time I ever laid down, I was both proud and shy As he opened his fly When I saw it I thought I would die. [B][COLOR="Teal"]Pregnancy Dictionary[/COLOR][/B] Afterbirth: When the hard part begins. Cravings: An excuse to gluttonize your way through pregnancy. Dilation: One of those things a pregnant woman has to take her doctor's word for. Elastiphobia: Fear of making it into the Guinness Book of World Records for "Most Stretch Marks." First Trimester: The first three months of pregnancy when you wonder, "Is it too late to hire a surrogate mother?" Maternity Clothes: What a pregnant woman wears to show people there's a reason she's fat. Miracle: 1. The birth of a baby. 2. The fact that you lived to tell about it. Obstetrician: The doctor who tells you you're doing fine when you think you're caught in the jaws of death. Pregnant Pause: The amount of time it takes for a nine-month pregnant woman to get out of a chair. Prenatal: When your life was still your own. Pushing: The final effort to get a ten-pound baby through an opening the size of a dime. Second Trimester: The time when you ask the question, "Will my husband notice if I eat this gallon of ice cream and side of beef before he gets home?" Third Trimester: The final months of pregnancy when you wonder, "How much longer can I keep from waddling?" [B][COLOR="Red"]~~~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/B] Ching Chong Chinaman went to milk a cow, Ching Chong Chinaman didn't know how, Ching Chong Chinaman pulled the wrong tit, Ching Chong Chinaman was covered in shit! [/QUOTE]
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