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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063670306" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Leper And His MealA leper goes into a Mexican restaurant and says: "I'll have a taco combination plate -- and you'd better make it to go."The waitress, realizing that the leper is embarrassed by his appearance, says compassionately: "Sir, you're very welcome here. Why don't you sit down and eat here?"So the leper sits down and when his food comes and he begins to eat, a piece of his earlobe falls into his plate. He hears guests gagging and says to the waitress: "look, I think you'd better just box this food up so I can eat it at home.""Nonsense," says the waitress. "I won't hear of it."So he takes a few more bites, and a piece of his nose falls off. More gagging from the patrons. "Look," he says, "I'm making people gag. Please, just box this up for me.""Sir," says the waitress, "it's not you who's making these people gag. The lady behind you has been dipping tortilla chips in the back of your neck!"==========A girl came home from a date. Her mum had waited up for her, and when the girl walked in the door, the mother noticed she had rice in her hair."Sharon," she said, "you didn't tell me you were going to a wedding.""I didn't mum," the daughter replied."I was giving a blowjob to this asian guy and he threw up on me."==========A man is driving down the freeway and immediately pulls over when he spots a little girl on the side of the road. He sees that she is crying and asks her what is wrong. The girl points over to a car that is crashed and turned over. The man says "oh no, where are your parents sweety?" She crys harder and points again to the wrecked car. The man pulls his fly down and say, "well sweety, today is not your lucky day..."==========Three blondes go into a resteraunt have a seat then start masterbating.. the waitress comes over and says "what the hell are you doing?"the blondes point to a sign that reads..... "FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE"A Farmer And His Three DaughtersOK... so theres a farmer, named John, an absolute fucken weapon, I mean the guys 6"4, 230 pounds- built like a rig...u'd never fuck with this guy. now John also happens to have these 3 really attractive, 17 yr old daughters, there really hot, and he's really protective of them... so every Friday night, guys come from all around the contry side just to try and pick up this farmers daughters, and he sits ther by the front door with his shot gun ready to blast any fucker that disrespects his daughters. so friday nite he's sittin there shot gun in hand drinkin a beer and the door knocks... this little scrawny kids at the door and stutters 'Hh-hhh-hi my names Jo im here to pick up Flo im goin to take her to the show... Farmer John sez now that doesnt sound to bad ya know, Flo comin on your goin to the show. 10 minutes later the door knocks again.. another young lad asnwers and sez hi im Eddy im here to pick up betty were gunna eat spaghetti. again farmer john sez ahh ya know that doesnt sound to bad either, Betty get goin.. after while the farmers gettin but pissed off... he didnt get to use his shotgun at all tonite, half n hour goes by and the door knocks again... he answers. the lad at the door goes G'day mate my names tucker.....farmer blows his fucken head off.My nookie days are overMy pilot light is outWhat used to be my sex appealIs now my water spout.Time was when, on its own accordFrom my trousers it would springBut now I've got a full-time jobTo find the blasted thing.It used to be embarrassingThe way it would behaveFor every single morningIt would stand and watch me shave.Now as old age approachesIt sure gives me the bluesTo see it hang its little headAnd watch me tie my shoes.A woman with huge breasts was out for a walk when she was jumped by a man holding a gun. When he motioned for her to take off her blouse, she warned him he'd regret it, but he insisted. Next he made her take her bra off, and when a giant set of tits popped into view he began to get incredibly excited. "Take your skirt off," he demanded, ignoring her warnings that he leave off. So, off came the skirt, and then the panties, revealing an equally huge pussy, green and slimy and swarming with bugs. Shocked and repelled, he stepped back and dropped the gun to the ground. Grabbing the gun, the woman pointed it at him, smiled broadly, and commanded, "Eat Me."</blockquote>

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