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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063676238" data-attributes="member: 14320">Love, Lust, MarriageLove - when your eyes meet across a crowded room.Lust - when your tongues meet across a crowded room.Marriage - when your belt won't meet around yourwaist, and you don't care.Love - when it doesn't matter if you don't climax.Lust - when the relationship is over if you don't climax.Marriage - what's a climax?Why Fishing Is Better Than SexA big, juicy worm always gets a fish excited.You don't have to eat a fish while it's still flopping around.You can take a leak in the bush anytime you want.Stroking your rod won't piss off a trout.Sipping a beer and scratching your balls is all the foreplay expected ofyou.Anything you stick in a fish's face, it eats.A fish will never gag, choke, or come up for air.A red snapper won't cry if you call it a flounder.You wear rubbers on your feet, not on your dick. If you want a bigger pole, you can have a bigger pole.A smart fish knows when to keep it's mouth shut.It's okay to cook a fish to make it taste good.Fish bite for a guy of 60; same as they do for a guy of 20.You're never called a jerk when you throw back an ugly fish.Fish are real happy when you pick up your gear and go home.aaaaaAn 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter'shouse later that night, she seemed upset."What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked."I had to slap his face three times!""You mean he got fresh?""No," she answered..."I thought he was dead!"aaaaaA young man walked into the doctor's waiting roomed and noticed the only otherpatient present was an older dude. "Wh-wh-wh-why are y-y-you h-h-h-h-here," he stuttered."I have a prostate problem.""A p-p-p-prostate p-p-problem? Wh-wh-wh-what's th-that?" the young man asked."That means I piss like you talk."Love - when you show concern for your true love's feelings.Lust - when you show concern for whether your partner is cute & sexy.Marriage - when your only concern is what's on television; & where is theremote?Love - when your farewell is, "I love you, darling."Lust - when your farewell is, "Same time next week?"Marriage - when your farewell is, "Don't forget topick up the kids on the way home."Love - when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.Lust - when you only see each other in the bedroom.Marriage - when you never see each other awake.Love - when your heart flutters every time you see them.Lust - when your groin twitches every time you see them.Marriage - when your wallet empties every time you see them.Love - when you're interested in everything your partner does.Lust - when you're only interested in one thing.Marriage - when you're not interested in what yourpartner does; and where IS that darned remote?There was a young man from FloridaWho liked a friend's wife, so he borrowed her,When they got into bedHe cried, God strike me dead!This ain't a puss - its a corridor!"Said a woman with open delight"My pubic hair's perfectly whiteI admit there's a glare.But the fellows don't careThey locate it more quickly at night."There was a young man from KentWhose cock was so long that it bentTo save him the troubleHe put it in doubleInstead of coming he went</blockquote>

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