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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063689803" data-attributes="member: 14320">You know That You Are Going To Have Good Time On Your Wedding Night If:~*~You walk into the bridal suite and trip over a case of condoms.~*~ You sit on your husband's lap, then realize he is standing up.~*~ Your husband asks if you want to play a "get acquainted" game called"The Convict and the Milk Maid."~*~ You get a beautiful silk nightgown with fur around the hem. The notein the box says, "To keep your neck warm"~*~ You discover that someone has added a pair of knee pads to yourtrousseau.~*~ You ask your husband why he is taking so much time in the bathroom,and he says, "Because I'm doing my tongue exercises."~*~ Two rough men appear at your bridal suite door carrying a glassslipper, a case of champagne, a tub of whipped cream, a large box marked"Danger Nuclear Vibrator", and six months of back copies of the magazine"German shepherd love"~*~ You ask your husband why he is carrying a salami in his pajamas, andhe says, "Salami? What salami?"There once was a chick named AliceWho used dynamite for a phallusIt blew a hole in her vaginaLike South CarolinaAnd flung bits of her tits to Dallas.==================================There once was this dude named Matt,Who was short, bald, ugly, and fat,I'm willing to bet,The only pussy he'd get,Is when he goes home to his cat.==================================There was old guy named Lee,Who was stung in the balls by a bee,He made oodles of money,By oozing pure honey,Every time he attempted to pee.==================================There once was a technician named LilThat took a chance on a Nuclear Pill.They found her vagina,In South Carolina,And her boobs in a tree in Brazil! A Wealthy CoupleA wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So theyadvised their butler that they were giving him the eveningoff to do as he pleased since they would be out until quitelate. The couple went to the ball and dinner.After an hour and a half, the wife told her husband that shewas horribly bored and that she preferred to go home andfinish some work for the next day. The husband respondedthat he had to stay for a few more hours to meet some veryimportant people who were his new business partners.So, the wife went home alone and found the butler spread outon the couch watching TV. She slowly moved towards him andsat down very seductively. She asked him to come closer.Then even closer. She moved forward and whispered in hisear:"Take off my dress....""Now, take off my bra.""Next, remove my shoes and stockings.""Now, remove my garter belt and panties."She then looked deep into his eyes and in a sharp voiceshouted:"The next time I catch you wearing my clothes, your ass isfired!"The sweet young thing was telling the Evangelist that she had been sleeping in another bedroom since she had caught her husband sleeping with the neighbor."It's your duty to forgive him, my child," intoned the minister as he patted her hand. She fell into his arms gently sobbing. "But," he added, as his grip tightened, "How'd ya like to get even with the S.O.B. first?"</blockquote>

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