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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063690538" data-attributes="member: 14320">RosesI boarded the train and took my seat. The seat next to me was empty,but not for long. A young mother boarded with her 5-year-olddaughter and Mom sat down in the seat beside me. I offered my seat to thelittle girl but Mom said no, she'd sit the young one on her lap. Sohere I am holding my roses, now with a little lady straining to seewhat I was holding. "What ya got, mister?" she asked. (Mom isgetting a bit flustered and tells her to mind her business.)I leaned the "package" over a bit and she looks and says loudly,"Ohhhh, ROSES!, who are they for?"(Now, Mom is embarrassed and tapping her on the rear telling her tosit down.)I said, "they're for my girlfriend".She says again with a loud voice, "WOW, pretty RED ones, and a lotof them, too! Man, you really must have fucked up!"Needless to say, nearly everyone on the train was in stitches,except Mom who was now trying to crawl between the seats!___________A woman was called in front of a Texas grand jury for manslaughter aftershe shot a mugger 6 times in the back as he was running away with herpurse.He grabbed the purse and ran, she had her hand on the gun in it, and wasleft with the revolver in her hand.When asked by the grand jury why she shot the man 6 times in the back ashe was running away, she replied under oath:"Because when I pulled the trigger the 7th time it only went click."___________There was a young man from NantucketWhose prick was so long he could suck it,One day, in a glass,He saw the hole of his ass,And then broke his neck trying to fuck it.___________Jenna, despite her good looks and charm, had still neverdated any boys at the age of 19. Today she was asking heraunt Martha for advice with boys."Martha," she started, "I've just started French kissingTommy and I need to know where the spit should go. I don't want todribble on my boyfriend.""Swallow." her aunt advised. "This will make you even more popularlater on."Phat JokesThere was a guy who really loved fat women. He would always go nuts over them. He went to a bar one night and noticed a fat woman walk in. Well he literally wet his pants, so he went over to her and eventually ended up at her house, and sweet talked his way into her bed.Anyway, they started fucking away and after awhile the guy says, "Can we turn the light off please?""Why," said the fat woman, "Am I that ugly?""No," replied the guy, "It's just that while I'm fucking you I keep burning my arse on the lightbulb!"How do you know when your woman is too fat?When she needs an hour to take a shit - 45 minutes just to line her arse up!How do you find a fat girl's cunt?You flip through the folds until you smell shit, and then go back one!How do you fuck a fat girl?Roll her in flour and head for the wet spot!How can you tell when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo!How can you tell when your overweight?When you step on your dog's tail and it dies!How do you know when you are just TOO fat?Your car has stretch marks!What do fat women and mopeds have in common?They are both fun to ride but you don't want your friend's to see you on either of them!Mick, a 400 pound country boy had a lot of trouble getting dates with girls. His friends, however, found a 350 pound girl who seemed willing to go out with him. Before his first date, Mick's friend's advised him to be nice to her at first."Compliment her on something." They told him, "Chicks always like to hear good things about themselves!"Mick decided to give it a try, so he left to pick up his hefty honey. His friends were surprised when Mick returned an hour later, all alone."What happened?" his friends asked."I dunno," Mick replied, "After walking her from the door to the car, I took your advice, and she ran off crying.""What did you say to her Mick?" his friends asked."I told her that for a fat, ugly broad, she didn't sweat so much!" cried Mick.</blockquote>

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