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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063730717" data-attributes="member: 14320">A VentriloquistA ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain in a small town. He ’s going through his usual off-color and "dumb blonde" jokes, when a well-presented blonde woman in the fourth row stands up and says:"I've heard just about enough of your stupid blonde jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What connection can a persons hair color possibly have with their fundamental worth as a human being? It is morons like you that prevent women like myself from being respected at work and in our communities and from reaching our full potential...because you and your anachronistic kind continue to perpetuate negative images against not only blondes, but women in general, for the sake of cheap laughs. You are a pathetic relic of the past, and what you do is not only contrary to Discrimination laws in every civilized country, it is deeply offensive to people with modern sensibilities and basic respect for their fellow citizens. You should hang your head in shame, you pusillanimous little maggot."Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this Mister! I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"_________Blonde Moments!Two blondes were walking down the street when one founda small mirror. She picked it up and looked in it. Puzzledshe said, "I just know that I've seen this face somewherebefore." The other blonde grabbed the mirror and said,"Give it to me." She looked into the mirror and said,"Well duh silly, it's me!"_________What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS?Lipstick.Why are the Japanese so smart?No blondes._________Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddythis morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.""Well, you've done the right thing," says Mommy"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."_________What's the difference between toilet paper and toast?Toast is brown on both sides._________She Was So Blonde thatShe took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Famous Sexual Quotes"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesomethings that money can buy."- Tom Clancy"You know 'that look" women get when they want sex?...... Me neither."- Steve Martin"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,you'd better have a good hand."- Woody Allen"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturdaynight."- Rodney Dangerfield"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."- Lynn Lavner"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."- George Burns"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake wholerelationships. "- Sharon Stone"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. - Jack Nicholson Hehehehe"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, buthe never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."- Barbara Bush(Former U.S. First Lady, and, you didn't think Barbarahad a sense of humor!) LMAO I LOVE THIS ONE!!!"Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man'sgenitals through his wallet."- Robin Williams"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as theonly time of the month that I can be myself."- Roseanne"Women need a reason to have sex. ! Men just need a place."- Billy Crystal"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men arehaving allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severeswelling. So what's the problem?"- Dustin Hoffman"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don'tlike and just give her a house."- Rod Stewart"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and onlyenough blood to run one at a time."- Robin Williams</blockquote>

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