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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063738725" data-attributes="member: 14320">On the breast of a girl named Gailwas tattooed the price of her tail.And on her behind,For the sake of the blind,Was the same information in Braille.***There once was a man name HomerWho had a kidney stone stuck in his boner.He did scream and shoutWhen they yanked that sucker out.And his piss shot all the way to Tacoma!***There once was a boy named MarkWho liked to have sexual fun in the darkOne day his dad walked through the doorAnd Mark's vibrator fell to the floorSo now Mark vibrates his ass in the park.***There once was a man named Bob,Who wanted an ass for his knob.He bought an old whore,Entered the backdoor.He wishes she wiped, that slob.***There was a young man from Mauritius,who said his last fuck was delicious,but the next time I come,It'll be up your bum,'cause that scab on your cunt looks suspicious.***A prostitute's nursery rhyme:One two lets screw,Three four I'm a whore,Five six suck the dick,Seven eight ejaculate,Nine ten fuck me again.***Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater,knew a chick, but wouldn't eat her.Met her brother, one fine day.He sucked his cock, and now he's gay!!!***There once was a priest from Bings,whose mind was on heavenly things.But his earthly desirewas a boy on the choirwhose ass shook like Jello on springs.***Casanova, as minstrels have sung,Was arrested and never got sprung.But how could they say,"He just withered away,"When we all know he must have been hung.***A horny young lady named LilFucked a dynamite stick for a thrill.They found her vaginaIn North CarolinaAnd bits of her tits in Brazil.***There once was a man from BrightonWho said to his girl, "You're a tight one"She said, "Pardon my soul,But you're in the wrong hole.There's plenty of room in the right one."***There was a young maid from BelfastWho had trouble getting it pastThe warts and the scabsThat she got from the ladsWho wiped their tools on her arse.***A fair maid from Cairo called NurWas thought incredibly pureTill we saw her great stuntTo ram up her cuntA ton and a half of manure.***A dwarf on vacation in CreteSaid "I am terribly anxious to meetA young lady of leisureWho'd allow me to pleasureThe hairs on her twat with my feet."</blockquote>

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