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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063742945" data-attributes="member: 14320">Little JohnnyLittle Johnny was sitting in class one day. On thisparticular day, the teacher asked her class, "Which part ofthe body goes to heaven first, after we die?"One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mindgoes to heaven first because you have to have a mind in orderto believe in God."The teacher praises the little girl, "Very Good."A little boy raises his hand. He says, "I think your heartgoes to heaven first because God is all about love.""Very good," said the teacher.The teacher looked up and saw Little Johnny's hand up."Johnny, which part of the body do you think goes to heavenfirst?"Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet."The teacher asked him, "Why do you think your feet go toheaven first?"He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroomlast night and my mom had her feet up in the air, screaming,'Oh God, I'm coming!'"Little Johnny was watching TV with his father while hismother prepared the dinner in the kitchen.After a while Little Johnny wanders into the kitchen andasks his mother "Mummy, are the Spice Girls robots?""No, dear they aren't, why do you ask?""Well, Daddy just said that he'd like to screw the ass offthe Black one."One day, shortly after having her 9th baby, the good Irishlady ran into her parish priest. He congratulated her onthe new offspring, then said:"But isn't having nine babies a little much?""Well," she said, "I don't know why I get pregnant so often,it must be something in the air.""Yes," said the priest, "your legs...."===Q. What did the real baby say to the test tube baby?A. Your dad is a jerk-off.</blockquote>

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