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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063747662" data-attributes="member: 14320">Little Johnny The Gambler The teacher had caught little Johnny gambling several times. Sherequested a conference with Johnny's dad who admitted that he also hadtried to break Johnny of his gambling habit. After many failed efforts,Johnny one day (after school) called the teacher a hypocrite."Why do you say that, Johnny," she asked."Because you are."Again she asked, "why."He said, "Because you're not a true blonde."She demanded to know how much money Johnny had.It came to about $50. She bet him $50 dollars she was a true blonde.She went behind her desk and removed her panties.Then she stood with her back to the door and pulled her dress upshowingher radiantly blonde pubic hair. Afterwards she called the father andtold him what she had done "in Johnny's best interest."The father moaned and groaned and cried, "Oh, no," numerous times.The teacher said, "Look, I did this for Johnny. Do you think it waseasyfor me to pull up my dress and show Johnny my pussy? I'd think you'd beunderstanding instead of critical!"The father replied, "Oh, I'm not so upset that you showed Johnny yourpussy, it's just that...""Just that what?" the embarrassed teacher asked.The father replied, "It's just that I decided to break Johnny ofbetting myself, and this morning I bet him that he was wrong when he boastedthat before the day was over, he'd have you lifting your skirt andshowing him your pussy."One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorablelittlegirl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes.She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said,"what are you supposed to say sweetheart?"The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!"The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband tocome to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go ahead honey say itjust one more time."Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!"The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just the cutestthing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up withher apron, and drops it into the little girl's Treat Bag.The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says,"Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my fucking cookies!"</blockquote>

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