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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063751409" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>My back aches, my pussy is sore,</p><p>I simply can't fuck anymore,</p><p>I'm covered in sweat, And you haven't come yet,</p><p>And my God, its a quarter to four!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There once was a hacker named Ken,</p><p>Who inherited truckloads of Yen,</p><p>So he built him some chicks, Of silicon chips,</p><p>And hasn't been heard from since then.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There was a young girl from Hong Kong,</p><p>Whose cervical cap was a gong,</p><p>She said with a yell, as a shot rang her bell,</p><p>"I'll give you a ding for a dong"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There was an old pirate named Bates,</p><p>Who was learning to Rumba on skates,</p><p>He fell on his cutlass, which rendered him nutless,</p><p>And practically useless on dates.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There was a girl from the Azores,</p><p>Whose pussy was covered in sores,</p><p>The men who got pussed, were desperate for lust,</p><p>And licked up what was left in her drawers.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There once was this bum-fucking faggot,</p><p>He'd see anything male and he'd shag it,</p><p>One day he fucked the wrong ass, now he's pushing up grass</p><p>And his only mate now is a maggot!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There once was a horny boy Matt,</p><p>Who played with a vampire bat,</p><p>With his dick in his hand,</p><p>His voice did command,</p><p>"Try sucking the blood out of that!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p></p><p>My dorky ex-roommate Pierre,</p><p>Once fell asleep in my chair,</p><p>I pulled out my unit,</p><p>Proceeded to tune it,</p><p>And fired my load in his hair!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There once was a girl from Nantucket,</p><p>Whose boyfriend was about to just chuck it,</p><p>She said with a grin,</p><p>Wipe that cum from your chin,</p><p>I told you it's my job to suck it!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Hickory Dickory Dock,</p><p>In ten seconds you'll be sucking my cock,</p><p>So think very quick,</p><p>As I whip out my dick,</p><p>Hickory Dickory dock!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There was a young man from Crete,</p><p>Who could shoot sperm across the street,</p><p>A chemist named Kelly,</p><p>Bottled the 'jelly',</p><p>And sold it as extract of meat!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063751409, member: 14320"] My back aches, my pussy is sore, I simply can't fuck anymore, I'm covered in sweat, And you haven't come yet, And my God, its a quarter to four! [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] There once was a hacker named Ken, Who inherited truckloads of Yen, So he built him some chicks, Of silicon chips, And hasn't been heard from since then. [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] There was a young girl from Hong Kong, Whose cervical cap was a gong, She said with a yell, as a shot rang her bell, "I'll give you a ding for a dong" [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] There was an old pirate named Bates, Who was learning to Rumba on skates, He fell on his cutlass, which rendered him nutless, And practically useless on dates. [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] There was a girl from the Azores, Whose pussy was covered in sores, The men who got pussed, were desperate for lust, And licked up what was left in her drawers. [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] There once was this bum-fucking faggot, He'd see anything male and he'd shag it, One day he fucked the wrong ass, now he's pushing up grass And his only mate now is a maggot! [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] There once was a horny boy Matt, Who played with a vampire bat, With his dick in his hand, His voice did command, "Try sucking the blood out of that!" [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] My dorky ex-roommate Pierre, Once fell asleep in my chair, I pulled out my unit, Proceeded to tune it, And fired my load in his hair! [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] There once was a girl from Nantucket, Whose boyfriend was about to just chuck it, She said with a grin, Wipe that cum from your chin, I told you it's my job to suck it! [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] Hickory Dickory Dock, In ten seconds you'll be sucking my cock, So think very quick, As I whip out my dick, Hickory Dickory dock! [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] There was a young man from Crete, Who could shoot sperm across the street, A chemist named Kelly, Bottled the 'jelly', And sold it as extract of meat! [/QUOTE]
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