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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063751910" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Paul's Tricks</span></strong></p><p></p><p>She was an attractive barmaid so Paul slapped a ten on the bar</p><p>said, "I bet I can keep an eye on this drink while I go to the</p><p>bathroom."</p><p></p><p>She knew the bathroom was around the corner so she accepted the</p><p>bet. Paul took his glass eye out placed it beside the glass and</p><p>went to the bathroom.</p><p></p><p>"Betcha I can bite my own ear," Paul challenged. The bet was</p><p>accepted and he took out his false teeth & nipped his ear. Once</p><p>more he scooped up the money.</p><p></p><p>"Okay," he said, "I'll give you a chance to win your money back.</p><p>I bet I can make love to you so tenderly you won't feel a thing."</p><p></p><p>Now that was one thing she knew about so she accepted the bet.</p><p>Paul lifted her skirt & away they went.</p><p></p><p>"I can feel you," she cried.</p><p></p><p>"Oh well," Paul said, "You win some, you lose some !!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">======</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A recent study was made to find out what days</p><p>men prefer to have sex: It was found that men</p><p>preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days</p><p>that started with "T":</p><p></p><p>Tuesday</p><p>Thursday</p><p>Thanksgiving</p><p>Today</p><p>Tomorrow</p><p>Thaturday and Thunday</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Just exactly what does a man mean, and want you to be when he</p><p>calls you a BITCH???</p><p></p><p>B eautiful As A Rose</p><p>I ntelligent In Conversation</p><p>T alented At Every Thing You Do</p><p>C harming And Very Erotic</p><p>H orny The Most Important Part!!!</p><p></p><p>So girls... Next time a guy calls you a BITCH...... Smile and</p><p>say......"Of your dreams!!!"</p><p></p><p>or, the *male* version:</p><p></p><p>B ootie!</p><p>I ntercourse!</p><p>T its!</p><p>C limax!</p><p>H ooooters!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063751910, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Paul's Tricks[/COLOR][/B] She was an attractive barmaid so Paul slapped a ten on the bar said, "I bet I can keep an eye on this drink while I go to the bathroom." She knew the bathroom was around the corner so she accepted the bet. Paul took his glass eye out placed it beside the glass and went to the bathroom. "Betcha I can bite my own ear," Paul challenged. The bet was accepted and he took out his false teeth & nipped his ear. Once more he scooped up the money. "Okay," he said, "I'll give you a chance to win your money back. I bet I can make love to you so tenderly you won't feel a thing." Now that was one thing she knew about so she accepted the bet. Paul lifted her skirt & away they went. "I can feel you," she cried. "Oh well," Paul said, "You win some, you lose some !!" [B][COLOR="Red"]======[/COLOR][/B] A recent study was made to find out what days men prefer to have sex: It was found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with "T": Tuesday Thursday Thanksgiving Today Tomorrow Thaturday and Thunday [B][COLOR="Red"]=====[/COLOR][/B] Just exactly what does a man mean, and want you to be when he calls you a BITCH??? B eautiful As A Rose I ntelligent In Conversation T alented At Every Thing You Do C harming And Very Erotic H orny The Most Important Part!!! So girls... Next time a guy calls you a BITCH...... Smile and say......"Of your dreams!!!" or, the *male* version: B ootie! I ntercourse! T its! C limax! H ooooters! [/QUOTE]
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