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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063776338" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Q. What's the best thing about eating cherry pie, but the worst thing about eating hair pie?</p><p>A. The crust.</p><p></p><p>Q. Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?</p><p>A. He did okay until his business fell off.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's green, covered in crumbs, and lies on the side of the road?</p><p>A. A dead Girl Scout .</p><p></p><p>Q: What's green, smells bad and has 12 tits?</p><p>A: A garbage bag at a breast cancer clinic.</p><p></p><p>Q. How do you make a cat go "woof?"</p><p>A. Douse it in gasoline, light a match, and "woooof!"</p><p></p><p>Q. How do you make a dog go "meow?"</p><p>A. Put it in a deep freeze for 5 days, take it out, put a circular saw to it: "meeeeeeoooowwwww."</p><p></p><p>Q. What has 4 legs and one arm?</p><p>A: A pit bull on a playground.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the hardest thing about eating a vegetable?</p><p>A. Getting her out of the wheelchair!</p><p></p><p>Q. Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?</p><p>A. Because women don`t get blow jobs while they`re driving.</p><p></p><p>Q. How can you tell if you have a bad overbite?</p><p>A. You eat pussy and it tastes like shit.</p><p></p><p>Q. Hear about Kentucky-Freud Chicken?</p><p>A. It's mother-fucking good!</p><p></p><p>Q. How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?</p><p>A. Silly, sorority girls don't screw in light bulbs -- they screw in pools of vomit!</p><p></p><p>Q: What does a man with a ten-inch dick have for breakfast?</p><p>A: "Well, this morning I had bacon, eggs, juice."</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the difference between a child molester and a pimple?</p><p>A. A pimple doesn't come on your face until you're at least fifteen.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why do women have such a hard time peeing in the morning?</p><p>A. Ever try to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the main difference between fucking a regular woman and fucking a woman with no arms?</p><p>A. When you fuck a woman with no arms and it pops out, you're the one who has to put it back in.</p><p></p><p>Q. How do you re-fit an old whore?</p><p>A. Shove a five pound ham up her pussy and pull out the bone.</p><p></p><p>Q. What should you do if your epileptic grandma is having a seizure in the bathtub?</p><p>A. Throw in some Tide and a load of dirty clothes.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the difference between mono and herpes?</p><p>A. You get mono when you snatch a kiss.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why do women have legs?</p><p>A. So they don't leave snail trails.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wake up?</p><p>A: Vomit.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063776338, member: 14320"] Q. What's the best thing about eating cherry pie, but the worst thing about eating hair pie? A. The crust. Q. Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? A. He did okay until his business fell off. Q. What's green, covered in crumbs, and lies on the side of the road? A. A dead Girl Scout . Q: What's green, smells bad and has 12 tits? A: A garbage bag at a breast cancer clinic. Q. How do you make a cat go "woof?" A. Douse it in gasoline, light a match, and "woooof!" Q. How do you make a dog go "meow?" A. Put it in a deep freeze for 5 days, take it out, put a circular saw to it: "meeeeeeoooowwwww." Q. What has 4 legs and one arm? A: A pit bull on a playground. Q. What's the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? A. Getting her out of the wheelchair! Q. Why do men pay more than women for car insurance? A. Because women don`t get blow jobs while they`re driving. Q. How can you tell if you have a bad overbite? A. You eat pussy and it tastes like shit. Q. Hear about Kentucky-Freud Chicken? A. It's mother-fucking good! Q. How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Silly, sorority girls don't screw in light bulbs -- they screw in pools of vomit! Q: What does a man with a ten-inch dick have for breakfast? A: "Well, this morning I had bacon, eggs, juice." Q. What's the difference between a child molester and a pimple? A. A pimple doesn't come on your face until you're at least fifteen. Q. Why do women have such a hard time peeing in the morning? A. Ever try to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich? Q. What's the main difference between fucking a regular woman and fucking a woman with no arms? A. When you fuck a woman with no arms and it pops out, you're the one who has to put it back in. Q. How do you re-fit an old whore? A. Shove a five pound ham up her pussy and pull out the bone. Q. What should you do if your epileptic grandma is having a seizure in the bathtub? A. Throw in some Tide and a load of dirty clothes. Q. What's the difference between mono and herpes? A. You get mono when you snatch a kiss. Q. Why do women have legs? A. So they don't leave snail trails. Q: What's soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wake up? A: Vomit. [/QUOTE]
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