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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063777171" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Bashful College Boy</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A certain virginal and shy college freshman was lucky to have a roommate</p><p>who was considerably more experienced. When the bashful boy broke down</p><p>and explained his predicament, his roommate was quick to offer to set</p><p>him up with a blonde who'd made the rounds of the campus.</p><p></p><p>Just take this bimbo out to dinner and a show, and then let nature take</p><p>its course, he explained reassuringly. This girl knows what the score</p><p>is, and she's even a natural blonde.</p><p></p><p>The roommate arranged the date as promised. The freshman was delighted</p><p>by his cute, outgoing companion and they spent the evening dining and</p><p>dancing. On the way home he parked his car in a dark lane, broke out in</p><p>a cold sweat, and blurted out, "Gosh, I sure would love to have a little</p><p>pussy."</p><p></p><p>"I would too," sighed the blonde, "Mine's the size of a goddamn milk</p><p>pail."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A woman of very loose nature soon got fed up with men as they were not</p><p>big enough. She progressed to ponies and then horses.</p><p></p><p>But she soon outgrew them and her quest for a large male member took her</p><p>to Africa where she sought a bull elephant in the mating season.</p><p></p><p>She finally selected one and went down on all fours for him.</p><p></p><p>She felt him enter her and cried out "Oooh, wonderful, what a tight</p><p>fit!"</p><p></p><p>"I should hope so!" bellowed the elephant. "I'm sticking in my front</p><p>leg."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063777171, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Bashful College Boy[/COLOR][/B] A certain virginal and shy college freshman was lucky to have a roommate who was considerably more experienced. When the bashful boy broke down and explained his predicament, his roommate was quick to offer to set him up with a blonde who'd made the rounds of the campus. Just take this bimbo out to dinner and a show, and then let nature take its course, he explained reassuringly. This girl knows what the score is, and she's even a natural blonde. The roommate arranged the date as promised. The freshman was delighted by his cute, outgoing companion and they spent the evening dining and dancing. On the way home he parked his car in a dark lane, broke out in a cold sweat, and blurted out, "Gosh, I sure would love to have a little pussy." "I would too," sighed the blonde, "Mine's the size of a goddamn milk pail." [B][COLOR="Red"]~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~[/COLOR][/B] A woman of very loose nature soon got fed up with men as they were not big enough. She progressed to ponies and then horses. But she soon outgrew them and her quest for a large male member took her to Africa where she sought a bull elephant in the mating season. She finally selected one and went down on all fours for him. She felt him enter her and cried out "Oooh, wonderful, what a tight fit!" "I should hope so!" bellowed the elephant. "I'm sticking in my front leg." [/QUOTE]
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