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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063778143" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Red">Love Poems</span></strong></p><p></p><p>POEM 1</p><p>I like your style</p><p>I like your class</p><p>but most of all i like your ass</p><p></p><p>POEM 2</p><p>I'm a cool girl, in a cool town</p><p>it takes a real mother fucker to put me down</p><p></p><p>POEM 3</p><p>Kissing is a habit</p><p>Fucking is a game</p><p>Guys get all the pleasure</p><p>Girls get all the pain</p><p>The guy says i love you</p><p>You believe its true</p><p>But when your tummy starts to swell,</p><p>He says 'to hell with you'</p><p>10 minutes of pleasure</p><p>9 months in pain</p><p>3 days in hospital</p><p>A baby without a name</p><p>The baby is a bastard</p><p>The mother is a whore</p><p>This never wouldn't have happened</p><p>If the rubber wouldn't have torn</p><p></p><p>POEM 4</p><p>Guys are like roses,</p><p>Watch out for the pricks.</p><p></p><p>POEM 5</p><p>Smoke a smoke</p><p>Not a butt</p><p>Fuck a virgin</p><p>Not a slut.</p><p></p><p>POEM 6</p><p>Sex is bad</p><p>Sex is a sin</p><p>Sins are forgiven</p><p>So stick it in.</p><p></p><p>POEM 7</p><p>Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face</p><p>Bless his hair that tends to curl</p><p>Keep him safe from all the girls</p><p>Bless his arms that are so strong</p><p>Keep his hands where they belong</p><p>Bless his dick, the one i sucked</p><p>Bless the bed, in which we fucked</p><p>And if my Mom happened to walk in</p><p>Bless the shit I'd be in.</p><p></p><p></p><p>POEM 8</p><p>Sex is when a guys communication</p><p>enters a girls information</p><p>to increase the population</p><p>for a younger generation</p><p>do you get the information...</p><p>or do you need a demonstration</p><p></p><p>POEM 9</p><p>Men are like public toilets</p><p>They are either engaged or full of shit!</p><p></p><p>POEM 10</p><p>If guys had they periods</p><p>They would compare the size of their tampons!</p><p></p><p>POEM 11</p><p>Mental anxiety,</p><p>Mental breakdowns,</p><p>Menstrual cramps,</p><p>Menopause...</p><p>Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063778143, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Red"]Love Poems[/COLOR][/B] POEM 1 I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass POEM 2 I'm a cool girl, in a cool town it takes a real mother fucker to put me down POEM 3 Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says i love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn POEM 4 Guys are like roses, Watch out for the pricks. POEM 5 Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut. POEM 6 Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in. POEM 7 Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we fucked And if my Mom happened to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in. POEM 8 Sex is when a guys communication enters a girls information to increase the population for a younger generation do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration POEM 9 Men are like public toilets They are either engaged or full of shit! POEM 10 If guys had they periods They would compare the size of their tampons! POEM 11 Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN! [/QUOTE]
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