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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063779031" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">The Wishing Well</span></strong></p><p></p><p>On their twentieth wedding anniversary a couple took a trip across</p><p>country. While driving near Niagra Falls, they came upon a sign that</p><p>said, "Wishing Well - Next Left."</p><p>Though somewhat dubious, the husband and wife took the next left and</p><p>pulled over beside an old stone well. Getting out, the man read the</p><p>instructions and, leaning over the well, threw in a penny and made a</p><p>wish. Then his wife did likewise. However, when she leaned over she</p><p>lost her balance, tumbled into the well and drowned.</p><p>Stepping back, the man remarked, "Hey, it really works!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">====================</span></strong></p><p></p><p>This guy goes for a shit and it just keeps going. He's</p><p>shitting for 3 hours straight. It just won't stop. He's</p><p>constantly flushing the toilet. Finally he gets to the point</p><p>where, he actually shits his brains right out. He has no</p><p>brains at this point. He's finally done, he wipes his arse and</p><p>for the first time in his life he puts the seat down.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">====================</span></strong></p><p></p><p>"Doctor, I need your help," the woman says.</p><p>"What seems to be the problem?"</p><p>"My husband just doesn't satisfy me sexually. What can I do?"</p><p>"Hmmm. That's a bit out of my league. Has HE seen a doctor?"</p><p>"Yes, he has. He is perfectly OK. He just isn't enough for me. You've</p><p>got to help me!"</p><p>"Er ... Why don't you take a lover?"</p><p>"I have! I still don't get enough."</p><p>"Take another lover."</p><p>"I did. In fact, I have eight lovers - and I still don't get enough sex!"</p><p>"Gosh, that's an anomaly."</p><p>"Oh, Doctor! Please tell them it's an anomaly! They all keep telling me</p><p>I'm a whore!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063779031, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]The Wishing Well[/COLOR][/B] On their twentieth wedding anniversary a couple took a trip across country. While driving near Niagra Falls, they came upon a sign that said, "Wishing Well - Next Left." Though somewhat dubious, the husband and wife took the next left and pulled over beside an old stone well. Getting out, the man read the instructions and, leaning over the well, threw in a penny and made a wish. Then his wife did likewise. However, when she leaned over she lost her balance, tumbled into the well and drowned. Stepping back, the man remarked, "Hey, it really works!" [B][COLOR="Red"]====================[/COLOR][/B] This guy goes for a shit and it just keeps going. He's shitting for 3 hours straight. It just won't stop. He's constantly flushing the toilet. Finally he gets to the point where, he actually shits his brains right out. He has no brains at this point. He's finally done, he wipes his arse and for the first time in his life he puts the seat down. [B][COLOR="Red"]====================[/COLOR][/B] "Doctor, I need your help," the woman says. "What seems to be the problem?" "My husband just doesn't satisfy me sexually. What can I do?" "Hmmm. That's a bit out of my league. Has HE seen a doctor?" "Yes, he has. He is perfectly OK. He just isn't enough for me. You've got to help me!" "Er ... Why don't you take a lover?" "I have! I still don't get enough." "Take another lover." "I did. In fact, I have eight lovers - and I still don't get enough sex!" "Gosh, that's an anomaly." "Oh, Doctor! Please tell them it's an anomaly! They all keep telling me I'm a whore!" [/QUOTE]
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