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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063798425" data-attributes="member: 14320">French Foreign LegionThe new French Foreign Legion captain was assigned to a remotepost in the desert.During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.He asks the sergeant why the camel is kept there."Well, sir," is the reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women, and sir, sometimes the men have... urges.That's why we have the camel, sir."The captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay."About a month later, the captain starts having a real problem with his own urges, and asks the sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.Putting a stool behind the camel, the captain stands on it, pulls down his pants and has sex with the camel.When he is done, he asks the sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?""Uh, no sir," the sergeant replies."They usually just ride the camel into town."878787A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approacheda uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop asked, "What's he like?"The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big tits."878787What's the difference between eating mashed potatoes and eating pussy?~ Mashed potatoes doesn't make it's own gravy!What's the definition of a vicious circle?~ A pussy with teeth.How can you tell if a woman really likes oral sex?~ She hikes up her skirt every time someone yawns.Why do blondes wear tampons?Because crabs like Bungie Jumping too. Crimes of PassionA group of prisoners are in their rehabilitation meeting. Their task fortoday is to each stand up in turn speak their name and admit to theirfellow inmates what crime they committed.The first prisoner stands and says, "My name is Daniel and I'm infor murder." Everyone gives him approving looks and pats on theback for admitting his wrongdoing.The next guy stands up and says "My name is Mike and I'm in forarmed robbery." Again, there is a round of approving looks.This goes around the circle until it gets to the last guy. He standsup and says, "My name is Luke, but I'm not telling you what I'm in for."The group leader says, "Now, come on Luke, you have to admit itto us to make any progress. Tell us what you did.""Ok then. I'm in for fucking dogs."Everyone is disgusted!They all shout, "Oh that's disgusting! How LOW can you go!?!""Chihuahuas, " Luke replies.Paul pays a visit to a gorgeous young prostitute. After four hours ofexhausting great sex he says, "Now you won't see me for a while."The prostitute regrets to see a good customer leave and asks, "Are you toobusy next week to pay me a visit?""No sweetie, that's not what I mean. Please turn around ... "Kiss A Frog?Princess Kelly is walking along the edge of a pond in the royal gardenswhen she looks down and sees a really ugly frog. Picking the frog up,she comments on the creatures hideous appearance, saying, "My but youare a really ugly frog!"The frog answers, "I know, I know, I've got a really bad spell on me."Princess Kelly says, "Well, I've seen frogs with spells, but none asugly as you.""Look, lady," says the frog, "I told you ... it's a REALLY bad spell.""Well, even so," replies Princess Kelly, "if I kiss you will you turninto a Prince?"The frog answers, "I don't know, lady ... a spell this bad willprobably take a blow job!"</blockquote>

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