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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063803044" data-attributes="member: 14320">Stressed OutAn office manager saw one of his employees sitting behind his desktotally stressed out. He gave him this advice; "I was stressed out likeyou once. I cured it this way. I went home at lunch for two weeks andhad my wife give me a blowjob. It was fantastic and it really helped,you should try it too!"Two weeks later the manager saw his formerly stressed employee and he ishappy and full of energy at his desk. The faxes were piling up and thecomputer was running at full speed."I see you followed my advice?" questioned the manager."I sure did," answered the employee, "You were right, it was great! I'ma lot less stressed out, and I get more work done now. By the way, youhave a beautiful house!"~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*Jane, Shelia and Karen all had boyfriends with the same name. In orderto keep from getting confused, they decided to give their boyfriendsnicknames.Jane said, "I'm going to call my man 7-up."Sheila asked," Why are you going to call him that?""Because he's seven inches long and he's always up," Jane replied.Karen said," I'm going to call my man Mountain Dew."Sheila asked," Why Mountain Dew?"Karen answered, "Because he likes to Mount and Do me."Karen and Jane looked at Sheila and asked, "What are you going to callyour man?""I'm going to call my man Jack Daniels," answered Sheila.Jane asked," Why would you call your man that, Jack Daniels is a HardLiquor!"Sheila said, "Exactly."PalefaceA paleface went to the local Indian reservation where he met the chief."How's about letting me have one of your women for a little while?"asked the paleface.The chief responded, "How much money do you have?""I don't have any money but I have this bag of corn," said the paleface."A bag of corn huh," replied the chief.The chief thought for a moment then agreed to the deal. "Take that womanthere into my teepee," he said.So the paleface took the woman into the teepee where she took all herclothes off and laid down on her stomach. The paleface saw this andsaid, "No, you have to turn over onto your back."The Indian woman replied by turning over pointing at her pussy saying,"This money hole." Then turning over onto her stomach, pointing to herass saying, "This corn hole."~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^Little Johnny is walking down the street and enters a clock and watchshop. While looking around, he notices a drop dead gorgeous female clerkbehind the counter. He walks up to the counter where she is standing,unzips his pants, flops his cock out and places it on the counter."What are you doing, Sir?" she asks. "This is a clock shop!!"Little Johnny replied, "I know it is and I would like 2 hands and a faceput on this!"~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^Little Johnny is walking down the street and enters a clock and watchshop. While looking around, he notices a drop dead gorgeous female clerkbehind the counter. He walks up to the counter where she is standing,unzips his pants, flops his cock out and places it on the counter."What are you doing, Sir?" she asks. "This is a clock shop!!"Little Johnny replied, "I know it is and I would like 2 hands and a faceput on this!"</blockquote>

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