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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063803738" data-attributes="member: 14320">What I like about Anal Sex...1** It's 2 degrees warmer2** There's 7 more mmmmmmmoving muscles mmmmm3** Seeing the whites of her eyes if it's her first time4** Mistaking the dencorub for the Ky...when you've got a condom onYeeeeeeHa!5** being able to spank her & make her push back as her scissor musclemassages your knob6** You can put your hand up her cunt, grab your cock inside her & beat off7** If you give her a custard enema you can fantasise she's been gang-raped8** The butt plug you made her wear lets you slide in easy9** Being able to brandish a piece of shit the size of a tennis ball on theend of my dick10** Cumming in her mouth after you pull out of her ass makes you blow harder11** It's easier to fake orgasm...Pull out & spit all over her back!12** You are in a better position to feel her woolly back (only applicableto NZ, Aussies, Greeks, The Welsh, and certain perverse yet sophisticatedanimal husbandry & wivery experts in Illinois)13** You don't have to look at her face if she's ugly.14** It disgusts her mother more quickly(Almost as much as her stench,attitude & wrinkles disgust the footy team!)15** It hurts her fathers ass. (That dencorub again! But the Footyteam &their condoms are fine)16** When she screams "It hurts" You reply "Oh i hurts me too baby!" as youdig your dick deeper in18** With Glycerin suppositories you can almost get your balls in too! (Andcovered in clear goo!)19** With explosive diarrhoea you can easily get your dick & balls out!(Without chunks?....Wear a stocking over your dick & balls. Simply peeledoff & there is a nice proud member dripping with rancid bowel juice with NOCHUNKS. Perfect to shove into your girlfriends mouth just prior to tellingher you want to break up. heheheheheheheheheheheheeeeeeee!20** It loosens them up for fisting21** It's important to have an icebreaker at employment interviews.22** It's one way to get a rung up the ladder from Clinton (as reported todate)23** The only thing she will give birth to is a big brown baby laced withthick white goo and push marks24** If I take her muzzle off she fluffs up my pillow with her teeth while Isodomise her25** If she says she feels buggered...It's because she really has been! "Is It Because I'm Blonde?"A girl came skipping home from school one day."Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the otherkids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,6, 7, 8, 9, 10!""Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girlsaid. "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy,"she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kidscould only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!""Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes,it's because you're blonde."The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy,"she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all theother girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tanktop to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother."Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?""No Honey, it's because you're 24."yuyuyuA road repair crew was working on street outside a convent. The crewwas typical with their rough language. The Mother Superior called thesupervisor of the crew inside and lodged a complaint about the languagebeing used. The supervisor said, 'Well Mother the crew is plain spokenand will call a spade a spade'. Mother Superior said, 'In this case theyare calling it a fucking shovel'.</blockquote>

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