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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063805037" data-attributes="member: 14320">Indian ChiefOne day a big Indian Chief goes to his local Pharmasave. He goesup to the clerk and says "Last night me fuck squaw, left nut gooomph right nut go oompf, dick go oomph, condom go BOOM!"Now the clerk was quite impressed by this sexual feat so he grabssome Trojans for professionals and tells the chief to come backand tell him how they worked.The next day the big Chief comes back to the Pharmasave, goesright up to the clerk and gruffly says "Last night me fuck squaw,left nut go oomph, right nut go oompf, dick go oomph, condom goBOOM!"The clerk thinks to himself "Damn, this guy has super ejaculationgoing on" so he goes into the back of the store and gets aprototype condom for the Chief. The description on the box read:This is a joint effort between Goodyear and Michelin. This condomis steel belted and should only be used in extreme circumstances.The clerk hands the condom to the Chief and tells him this, andto come back and tell him how it worked.The next day the chief comes back on crutches with a shotgununder his arm. He storms up to the clerk. The clerk is thinking"Oh Shit! The condom must not have worked and he's real pissed."The chief yells "LAST NIGHT ME FUCK SQUAW!! LEFT NUT GOOOMPH!!!!....RIGHT NUT GO OOMPH!!! ..... DICK GO OOMPH!!.....CONDOM GO OOMPH!!!!......... LEFT NUT GO BOOM!!!"__________A superintendent of a large, snooty apartment building got theultimate revenge when he was called for the umpteenth timeto fix a tenant's clogged toilet.Going to her apartment, where the female tenant happened tobe giving a fancy dinner party for other tenants in the building,the super had to endure her telling all the assembled gueststhat he was a complete incompetent idiot.Furthermore, she got them all to go to the bathroom door towatch his clumsiness. He didn't say anything, but merelyconcentrated on fixing the toilet, while she kept oncomplaining about the bad service. So busy was shecomplaining, that no one noticed when the super reachedquietly into his tool bag.A minute later, he held something up triumphantly and toldher and the assembled guests, "I've found what was cloggingyour toilet!"All the guests broke into shocked laughter, and the womanturned a, bright beet red.The super was holding up a large yellow banana with a redcondom wrapped around it.The woman never complained again. Punk RockerA nurse was on duty in the emergency department, when a punkrocker entered. This young woman had purple hair styled into amohawk, a variety of tattoos and strange clothing. It wasdetermined that the patient had acute appendicitis and wasscheduled for immediate surgery.When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, thestaff found that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above itwas a tattoo reading, "Keep off the grass."After the prep and the surgery, the surgeon added a small note tothe dressing which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."@@@@@Why are men like lawn mowers?If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.How is an ex-husband like an inflamed Appendix?It caused you a lot of pain, and after it was removed youfound out you didn't need it anyway.How do we know men invented maps?Who else would make an inch into a mile?!How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals."@@@@@Watching her mother as she tried on her new fur coat, youngJackie said unhappily, "Mom, do you realize some poordumb beast suffered so you could have that?"The woman shot her an angry look, "Jackie, how dare youtalk about your father like that!"@@@@@One of the teachers had a kindergartner come up to her andsay that he found a frog.The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead.The student said it was dead.The teacher asked how he knew.The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."The teacher said, "You what?"He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, 'PSST!' and itdidn't move, so it must be dead.</blockquote>

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