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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063815804" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Sleep Walking</span></strong></p><p></p><p>This man walks in to a psychiatrist's office and lies down on the couch.</p><p>The shrink says, "What makes you think you need the services of a</p><p>psychiatrist? "</p><p>The man replies that he wakes up every night in the kitchen after some</p><p>pretty crazy sleepwalking.</p><p></p><p>The shrink says, "So, would you like me to try to cure you of</p><p>sleepwalking? "</p><p></p><p>The man explains that the sleepwalking isn't really the problem. Every</p><p>time he wakes up he is in the same place, doing the same thing - he has</p><p>his pajamas around his ankles and his dick in a jar of peanuts.</p><p></p><p>The psychiatrist says, "I think I know what your problem is. You're</p><p>fucking nuts."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">11111</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A traffic policeman pulled a car over on a lonely road and approached the blonde woman driver.</p><p>"Miss," said the copper, "why are you weaving all over the road?"</p><p>"Oh officer," screamed the blonde, "Thank goodness you are here. I almost had a terrible accident! swerving to avoid a tree, I looked up to find another tree in front of me, so I pulled the car to the right and, yet again, there was another tree in front of me!"</p><p>The policeman nodded and pointed at the blonde's rear view mirror.</p><p>"Miss," said the cop, "That's your fucking air freshener!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">11111</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There was an old man of the port,</p><p>Whose prick was remarkably short,</p><p>When he got into bed,</p><p>The old woman said,</p><p>"This isn't a prick, it's a wart!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063815804, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Sleep Walking[/COLOR][/B] This man walks in to a psychiatrist's office and lies down on the couch. The shrink says, "What makes you think you need the services of a psychiatrist? " The man replies that he wakes up every night in the kitchen after some pretty crazy sleepwalking. The shrink says, "So, would you like me to try to cure you of sleepwalking? " The man explains that the sleepwalking isn't really the problem. Every time he wakes up he is in the same place, doing the same thing - he has his pajamas around his ankles and his dick in a jar of peanuts. The psychiatrist says, "I think I know what your problem is. You're fucking nuts." [B][COLOR="Red"]11111[/COLOR][/B] A traffic policeman pulled a car over on a lonely road and approached the blonde woman driver. "Miss," said the copper, "why are you weaving all over the road?" "Oh officer," screamed the blonde, "Thank goodness you are here. I almost had a terrible accident! swerving to avoid a tree, I looked up to find another tree in front of me, so I pulled the car to the right and, yet again, there was another tree in front of me!" The policeman nodded and pointed at the blonde's rear view mirror. "Miss," said the cop, "That's your fucking air freshener!" [B][COLOR="Red"]11111[/COLOR][/B] There was an old man of the port, Whose prick was remarkably short, When he got into bed, The old woman said, "This isn't a prick, it's a wart!" [/QUOTE]
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