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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063823355" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Santa's Problems</span></strong></p><p></p><p>I have been watching you very closely to see if you</p><p>have been good this year and since you have I will be</p><p>telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave</p><p>under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you</p><p>all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a</p><p>little problem.</p><p></p><p>The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD</p><p>from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords</p><p>leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the</p><p>9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird</p><p>things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese</p><p>a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle</p><p>doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to</p><p>my sled runners in bird shit.</p><p></p><p>On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through</p><p>menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves</p><p>have joined the gay liberation and some people who</p><p>can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the</p><p>5th of January.</p><p></p><p>Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together</p><p>and bring you the things you want. This year I suggest</p><p>you get your asses down to Walmart</p><p>before everything is gone.</p><p></p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>Santa Claus</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063823355, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Santa's Problems[/COLOR][/B] I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit. On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you the things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to Walmart before everything is gone. Sincerely, Santa Claus [/QUOTE]
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