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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063887845" data-attributes="member: 14320">Why Sheep Are Better Than...*You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear.*Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather.*Cotton mouth is easier to get rid of than asocial disease.*Nuttin' beats mutton!*Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is togo get a towel.*Sheep won't drink your liquor, smoke yourweed, snort your coke, and then tell you theyhave to be home early.*Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down.*Sheep never ask about your former lovers, andthen get pissed off when you tell them.*No matter how old or ugly you are, you canalways find a willing ewe.*Sheep are never concerned about their reputation.*Sheep won't tell all their friends about the time youcouldn't get it up.*Sheep won't ask if you're gay when you can't getit up for the second time.*Sheep never insist on eating out.*You'll never catch your sheep masturbating to apicture of Brad Pitt.*Sheep don't get suspicious if you have to work late.*Sheep don't smell like tuna fish.*Sheep don't get moody once a month.*You can eat a lamb chop without getting wool stuckin your teeth.*A sheep doesn't expect you to support her for therest of her life after one roll in the hay.*A sheep never wears curlers and a mud pack to bed.*A sheep doesn't stop screwing after the honeymoon.*A sheep won't get drunk and throw up in your car.*A sheep won't think that a weekend stay-over entitlesher to rearrange your furniture and put up new curtains.*A sheep won't expect you to pay...and pay...and pay...and pay.*A sheep will never complain about the spittoon in your pickup.*A sheep will never throw out your old copies of Playboy.*A sheep won't care if you keep your fish bait in therefrigerator.*Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth*A sheep will never sue you for palimony.*A sheep won't care if you screw her sister.*A sheep won't care if your secretary is better looking than she is.*A sheep will never tell you the ceiling needs to be painted while you're screwing.*Sheep never have a headache.*A sheep won't use your razor to shave its legs, or your pocketknife to open a paint can.*A sheep won't leave wet nylons hanging all over the bathroom.*A sheep will never ask you to stop on the way home from work and pick up a box of tampons.</blockquote>

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