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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063890325" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">What Guys Really Mean</span></strong></p><p></p><p>**Keep this in mind next time he changes his font color**</p><p>*Green* - I love you!</p><p>*Blue* - I'm cool</p><p>*Purple* - I'm Sexy</p><p>*Pink* - I'm gay</p><p>*Red* - I'm feeling romantic</p><p>*Yellow* - I'm happy</p><p>*Orange* - I'm a psycho</p><p>*Aqua* - I'm sad</p><p>**What He Says...What he means**</p><p>He says: "I'll call you tomorrow!"</p><p>He means: "Be lucky If I ever call again!"</p><p></p><p>He says: "I just wanna be friends" </p><p>He means: "That's the excuse I could think of not 2 go out with u"</p><p></p><p>He says: "Lets go back to my place"</p><p>He means: "Lets get it on!"</p><p></p><p>He says:= "I like those pants!"</p><p>He means "I wonder how fast I can get them off of u!"</p><p></p><p>He says: "You look a lot better this year!"</p><p>He means: "Last year you were a dog!"</p><p></p><p>He says: "Yea, you look cute, I guess"</p><p>He means: "You are butt ugly!"</p><p></p><p>He says: "I like your shirt a lot"</p><p>He means: I like what's under more!"</p><p><strong><span style="color: red">/////</span></strong></p><p>A guy found a magic lamp and naturally, rubbed it. The genie popped out</p><p>and said, "I'll grant you any wish you want."</p><p>The guy thought and thought and finally gave his answer. "I want to be</p><p>hard all the time and get all the ass I want."</p><p>"As you wish," the genie replied.</p><p>So, the genie turned him into a toilet seat</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">/////</span></strong></p><p>A man and his foreign wife are having sex. When finished she stands up and lets out an extremely loud fart. Her husband says, “Honey, what in the world was that?" His foreign wife replies, “Front side so happy, backside laughs out loud!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063890325, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]What Guys Really Mean[/COLOR][/B] **Keep this in mind next time he changes his font color** *Green* - I love you! *Blue* - I'm cool *Purple* - I'm Sexy *Pink* - I'm gay *Red* - I'm feeling romantic *Yellow* - I'm happy *Orange* - I'm a psycho *Aqua* - I'm sad **What He Says...What he means** He says: "I'll call you tomorrow!" He means: "Be lucky If I ever call again!" He says: "I just wanna be friends" He means: "That's the excuse I could think of not 2 go out with u" He says: "Lets go back to my place" He means: "Lets get it on!" He says:= "I like those pants!" He means "I wonder how fast I can get them off of u!" He says: "You look a lot better this year!" He means: "Last year you were a dog!" He says: "Yea, you look cute, I guess" He means: "You are butt ugly!" He says: "I like your shirt a lot" He means: I like what's under more!" [B][COLOR="red"]/////[/COLOR][/B] A guy found a magic lamp and naturally, rubbed it. The genie popped out and said, "I'll grant you any wish you want." The guy thought and thought and finally gave his answer. "I want to be hard all the time and get all the ass I want." "As you wish," the genie replied. So, the genie turned him into a toilet seat [B][COLOR="Red"]/////[/COLOR][/B] A man and his foreign wife are having sex. When finished she stands up and lets out an extremely loud fart. Her husband says, “Honey, what in the world was that?" His foreign wife replies, “Front side so happy, backside laughs out loud!" [/QUOTE]
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