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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063892462" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Hospital Benefactor</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the local hospital. During her</p><p>tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.</p><p>"Oh my GOD!" said the woman. "That's disgraceful. Why is he doing that?" The</p><p>doctor that was leading the tour explained, "I am sorry, but this man has a</p><p>very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he</p><p>doesn't do that five times a day, they'll explode and he will die within</p><p>minutes." "Oh, that's terrible," said the woman. In the very next room they</p><p>could see that a female nurse was performing oral sex on a different male</p><p>patient. "OH my GOD!" said the woman, "How can that be justified?" The</p><p>doctor replied, "Same illness, better health plan."</p><p>A woman went to the doctor and upon examination, was told that she</p><p>was going to need a root canal done. She asked the doctor if a root</p><p>canal would hurt. He said a little more than having a baby.</p><p>She said I would rather have a baby.</p><p>He said well make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=======</span></strong></p><p>What does walking a tightrope across the Grand Canyon and</p><p>having an 80 year old woman give you a blow job have in</p><p>common?</p><p>~You just have to remember one thing --- Don't look down!!</p><p>What would you call a horny Eskimo dwarf?</p><p>~A "frigid midget with a rigid digit."</p><p>What's the most active muscle in a woman ?</p><p>~ The penis.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Redneck Love</span></strong></p><p></p><p>When Van was just a youngster, he went to the chemist and asked the pharmacist, "Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed condoms are?"</p><p>The chemist replied, "Son, do you know what condoms are used for?"</p><p>"Sure do. They keep you from getting venereal diseases."</p><p>The chemist was impressed. "That's right, son. Do you know what the ribs are for?"</p><p>Van paused and then answered, "Well, not really, but they sure do make the hair on my goat's back stand up!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063892462, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Hospital Benefactor[/COLOR][/B] A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the local hospital. During her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my GOD!" said the woman. "That's disgraceful. Why is he doing that?" The doctor that was leading the tour explained, "I am sorry, but this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they'll explode and he will die within minutes." "Oh, that's terrible," said the woman. In the very next room they could see that a female nurse was performing oral sex on a different male patient. "OH my GOD!" said the woman, "How can that be justified?" The doctor replied, "Same illness, better health plan." A woman went to the doctor and upon examination, was told that she was going to need a root canal done. She asked the doctor if a root canal would hurt. He said a little more than having a baby. She said I would rather have a baby. He said well make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair. [B][COLOR="Red"]=======[/COLOR][/B] What does walking a tightrope across the Grand Canyon and having an 80 year old woman give you a blow job have in common? ~You just have to remember one thing --- Don't look down!! What would you call a horny Eskimo dwarf? ~A "frigid midget with a rigid digit." What's the most active muscle in a woman ? ~ The penis. [B][COLOR="Teal"]Redneck Love[/COLOR][/B] When Van was just a youngster, he went to the chemist and asked the pharmacist, "Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed condoms are?" The chemist replied, "Son, do you know what condoms are used for?" "Sure do. They keep you from getting venereal diseases." The chemist was impressed. "That's right, son. Do you know what the ribs are for?" Van paused and then answered, "Well, not really, but they sure do make the hair on my goat's back stand up!" [/QUOTE]
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