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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063895215" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Temper Tantrum</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A little boy was having a complete temper tantrum in the middle of the</p><p>sidewalk, blocking all passersby. One of them was a white haired old minister,</p><p>who leaned over and whispered something in the boy's ear. Immediately the</p><p>boy stopped crying and sat up, allowing pedestrians to proceed.</p><p>"Why, that was nearly a miracle, Reverend!" said the lad's mother. "I</p><p>have never been able to get such results with Rotten Billy. What did you</p><p>say to him, anyway?"</p><p>"I merely informed him that if he didn't shut the fuck up and move I was</p><p>going to kick his pathetic ass all the way to the moon."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">mmmmm</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson's latest project is with Barney?</p><p>A: It's Barney's new theme song (to the same tune as the old one):</p><p>I touch you, you touch me,</p><p>We don't tell your family . . .</p><p></p><p>Q: What are the most unfortunate words a doctor can choose to utter as a</p><p>comfort to a patient nervously awaiting a circumcision?</p><p>A: "It won't be long now."</p><p></p><p>Q: Did you hear about the first effort towards sexual application in the</p><p>genetic engineering of food?</p><p>A: They are trying to imbue the characteristics of a Mexican jumping bean</p><p>into a cucumber to create the world's first organic vibrator.</p><p></p><p>I knew a guy who was into bondage, bestiality, AND necrophilia but he finally</p><p>gave it up. He said it was too much like flogging a dead horse.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do lesbians usually do for dinner?</p><p>A: Eat out.</p><p></p><p>Q: How many straight male hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb?</p><p>A: Both of them.</p><p></p><p>Q: How can you tell when your chick is too fat to fuck?</p><p>A: When you pull her panties down to her knees, and her pussy is</p><p>still in them.</p><p></p><p>Q: What is the difference between herpes and AIDS?</p><p>A: One is a love story, and the other is a fairy tale.</p><p></p><p>Q: What does a fag get after being shut in a room with 100 of his sex-crazed</p><p>peers?</p><p>A: About a quart.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063895215, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Temper Tantrum[/COLOR][/B] A little boy was having a complete temper tantrum in the middle of the sidewalk, blocking all passersby. One of them was a white haired old minister, who leaned over and whispered something in the boy's ear. Immediately the boy stopped crying and sat up, allowing pedestrians to proceed. "Why, that was nearly a miracle, Reverend!" said the lad's mother. "I have never been able to get such results with Rotten Billy. What did you say to him, anyway?" "I merely informed him that if he didn't shut the fuck up and move I was going to kick his pathetic ass all the way to the moon." [B][COLOR="Red"]mmmmm[/COLOR][/B] Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson's latest project is with Barney? A: It's Barney's new theme song (to the same tune as the old one): I touch you, you touch me, We don't tell your family . . . Q: What are the most unfortunate words a doctor can choose to utter as a comfort to a patient nervously awaiting a circumcision? A: "It won't be long now." Q: Did you hear about the first effort towards sexual application in the genetic engineering of food? A: They are trying to imbue the characteristics of a Mexican jumping bean into a cucumber to create the world's first organic vibrator. I knew a guy who was into bondage, bestiality, AND necrophilia but he finally gave it up. He said it was too much like flogging a dead horse. Q: What do lesbians usually do for dinner? A: Eat out. Q: How many straight male hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Both of them. Q: How can you tell when your chick is too fat to fuck? A: When you pull her panties down to her knees, and her pussy is still in them. Q: What is the difference between herpes and AIDS? A: One is a love story, and the other is a fairy tale. Q: What does a fag get after being shut in a room with 100 of his sex-crazed peers? A: About a quart. [/QUOTE]
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