Menu
Home
Post Something
Forums
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
News & Features
The Marketplace
Cars for Sale
Engine and Performance
Chassis and Wheels
Exterior and Body
Interior and Cockpit
ICE - In Car Entertainment
Car Shops and Services
Toys and Wares
All Other Stuff
Jobs and Vacancies
Looking For
Members
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Reply to thread
See what others are reading now! Try Forums >
Current Activity
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063897417" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">The Witness</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi</p><p>at the airport. It was after midnight.</p><p></p><p>While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness</p><p>as he suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch</p><p>her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.</p><p></p><p>Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the</p><p>bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back</p><p>and there was his wife in bed with another man.</p><p></p><p>The husband put a gun to the naked man's head.</p><p></p><p>The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied</p><p>when I told you I inherited money.</p><p></p><p>He paid for the new golf clubs I bought you. He paid for the Corvette</p><p>I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for our</p><p>house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays</p><p>the monthly dues!"</p><p></p><p>Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun.</p><p>He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"</p><p></p><p>The cabby said, "I'd cover his ass up with that blanket before he</p><p>catches a cold."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p>Why Men Get Out Of Bed</p><p>A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night:</p><p>- 5% said it was to get a glass of water.</p><p>- 12% said it was to go to the toilet.</p><p>- 83% said it was to go home</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p>The teacher says, "Let's discuss what your fathers do for a living."</p><p>Mary says, "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts bad guys in jail."</p><p>Jack says, "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all sick people better."</p><p>The teacher says, to Dirty Johnny, "John, what does your Dad do ?"</p><p>Johnny says, "My Dad is dead."</p><p>... She says, "I'm sorry to hear that.</p><p>But what did he do before he died?"</p><p>Johnny says, "He turned blue and shit on the carpet."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063897417, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]The Witness[/COLOR][/B] A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness as he suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the new golf clubs I bought you. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!" Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?" The cabby said, "I'd cover his ass up with that blanket before he catches a cold." [B][COLOR="Red"]=====[/COLOR][/B] Why Men Get Out Of Bed A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night: - 5% said it was to get a glass of water. - 12% said it was to go to the toilet. - 83% said it was to go home [B][COLOR="Red"]=====[/COLOR][/B] The teacher says, "Let's discuss what your fathers do for a living." Mary says, "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts bad guys in jail." Jack says, "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all sick people better." The teacher says, to Dirty Johnny, "John, what does your Dad do ?" Johnny says, "My Dad is dead." ... She says, "I'm sorry to hear that. But what did he do before he died?" Johnny says, "He turned blue and shit on the carpet." [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
The Marketplace Latest
original rare Yokohama ADVAN Racing TC4 18x8.5...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing ZE40 17x9jj offset...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing INGS TS06 18x8jj...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
New original Defi Advance A1 NA package triple...
Started by
david tao
Engine and Performance
original rare Rays Volk Racing CE28 16x7jj offset...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
Honda Jazz/Fit JSracing GTwing Spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Toyota Vios NCP93 front bonnet hood
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda civic fc varis spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F10 Msport front bumper set
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3/GTS front bonnet hood
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Posts refresh every 5 minutes
Advice : 180sx Front conversion to s15
HI to all shifu out there ...
Would like to ask bout, wht parts i need to convert my 180sx to s15 ... n is it very difficult to convert ..
How much is the parts n widebody ? please advice .. thanks
WTB : secondhand aluminium radiator and hyper single clutch for FD3S
hi there...
is there anyone out there interested in selling their aluminium radiator or their clutch... or anyone that knows where to buy them
i dont wanna use twin clutch cause it very hard to use it everyday...
Mazda Wankel Engine
Mazda Wankel Engine
...
Recent Posts
Darker Design : Mercedes-Benz Launches GLA Nightfall Edition in Malaysia
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Honda Malaysia Doubles Down on Hybrids: New CR-V Launches with Dual e:HEV...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
BateriHub Reaches 200-Store Milestone, Becomes Malaysia’s Largest...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Been stalking for 3 years edy
Started by
dheepadarshan95
Introduction and Newbies
Recommendation: Turbocharger for 4B11 N.A engine
Started by
Mitevo7
Car Modification
Search
Online now
Enjoying Zerotohundred?
Log-in
for an ad-less experience
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...
