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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063898991" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Inventions By Blondes</span></strong></p><p></p><p>The water-proof towel</p><p>Glow in the dark sunglasses</p><p>Solar powered flashlights</p><p>Submarine screen doors</p><p>A book on how to read</p><p>Inflatable dart boards</p><p>A dictionary index</p><p>Mechanical Pencil sharpener</p><p>Powdered water</p><p>Pedal-powered wheel chairs</p><p>Waterproof tea bags</p><p>Watermelon seed sorter</p><p>Zero proof alcohol</p><p></p><p>Reuseable ice cubes</p><p>See-through toilet tissue</p><p>Skinless bananas</p><p>Do-it-yourself road map</p><p>Turnip ice cream</p><p>Toe implants</p><p>An all white flag</p><p>Rolls Royce pickup truck</p><p>This blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.</p><p>The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"</p><p>The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."</p><p>The milkman asked, "Pasteurized?"</p><p>The blonde said, "No. Just up to my tits."</p><p></p><p>A brunette is trying to get across a river and suddenly she spots a blonde on the other side. She yells over to the blonde "Hey, excuse me! How do I get over to the other side?" And after a quick survey of the river, the blonde calls back "You ARE on the other side!"</p></blockquote><p></p>

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