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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063913184" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Top 10 Online Lies</span></strong></p><p></p><p>10. "I'm in this private room consoling a depressed friend".</p><p></p><p>9. "You're different...........I've never felt like this about someone I've never met before."</p><p></p><p>8. "I'm new online and haven't had time to create a profile...............but tell me more</p><p>about yourself."</p><p></p><p>7. "I never do cybersex!! Yet here in this room alone with you, well I'm getting excited"</p><p></p><p>6. "Yes of course I'm female............"</p><p></p><p>5. "No this is my only screen name....You mean you can have more then one?"</p><p></p><p>4. "I'm 5'4, blonde hair, blue eyes and guys love my body!" Male version is "I'm 6'0, great tan,</p><p>and buffed from working out"</p><p></p><p>3. "I'm not like most of the guy's here, I just want to meet so we can just have coffee and</p><p>get to know each other" (at the hotel coffee shop)</p><p></p><p>2. "I don't care what you look like, it's what's on the inside that counts" (Which is true,</p><p>except it means "I'm horny and could care less, just type")</p><p></p><p>1. "Tonight my love...........our souls have touched.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Billy Joe Bob and Bubba were walking down a country road when they</p><p>came upon a young woman with a flat tire on her bicycle. Bubba stopped</p><p></p><p>to help her and Billy Joe Bob continued on down the road. Soon after,</p><p>Bubba came riding up on the bike and Billy Joe Bob asked him what had</p><p>happened.</p><p></p><p>"Well," said Bubba, "I stopped and fixed the tire for that girl and</p><p>after I did that, she took off her panties, lay down in the grass and</p><p>told me to take whatever I wanted. I chose the bicycle."</p><p></p><p>Billy Joe Bob said, "Well, Bubba, that was probably the right</p><p>choice, cuz them panties probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063913184, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Top 10 Online Lies[/COLOR][/B] 10. "I'm in this private room consoling a depressed friend". 9. "You're different...........I've never felt like this about someone I've never met before." 8. "I'm new online and haven't had time to create a profile...............but tell me more about yourself." 7. "I never do cybersex!! Yet here in this room alone with you, well I'm getting excited" 6. "Yes of course I'm female............" 5. "No this is my only screen name....You mean you can have more then one?" 4. "I'm 5'4, blonde hair, blue eyes and guys love my body!" Male version is "I'm 6'0, great tan, and buffed from working out" 3. "I'm not like most of the guy's here, I just want to meet so we can just have coffee and get to know each other" (at the hotel coffee shop) 2. "I don't care what you look like, it's what's on the inside that counts" (Which is true, except it means "I'm horny and could care less, just type") 1. "Tonight my love...........our souls have touched. Billy Joe Bob and Bubba were walking down a country road when they came upon a young woman with a flat tire on her bicycle. Bubba stopped to help her and Billy Joe Bob continued on down the road. Soon after, Bubba came riding up on the bike and Billy Joe Bob asked him what had happened. "Well," said Bubba, "I stopped and fixed the tire for that girl and after I did that, she took off her panties, lay down in the grass and told me to take whatever I wanted. I chose the bicycle." Billy Joe Bob said, "Well, Bubba, that was probably the right choice, cuz them panties probably wouldn't have fit you anyway." [/QUOTE]
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