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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063925668" data-attributes="member: 14320">A CondomThere were two people having sex in a car. They finished up and the guy threw the condom out the window.His girlfriend got mad at him as she wanted to go again but that was their last condom.So he got out of the car and went to find the condom.He found that a little boy had found it and when he asked for it back the boy refused. "C'mon" he begged, "I'll give you a dollar.""Well," the little boy thought, "Okay."So the little boy ran home. "Mom, you'll never guess what just happened! I sold this guy a Twinky for a dollar, but I tricked him. I sucked the cream out of it first!"yyyyyFrannie went to the doctor, saying she had a problem with her aviaries.The doctor said, "Frannie, you're being silly. You mean ovaries.Aviaries are where you find birds."Frannie shook her head and said she meant *aviaries*.Not prepared to argue, the doctor told her to get on the couch for aninspection. After a quick look, he said, "Well, Frannie, you're right!There's been a cockatoo in there."yyyyyQ. What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?A. A salad shooterQ. What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?A. Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed.Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing?A. He didn't have any arms.Q. What's the definition of eternity?A. The time between when you cum and she leaves.Q. What's gray, sits at the bed and takes the piss?A. A kidney dialysis machine.Q. What do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair?A. Cunt Stubble.Q. Why did God invent yeast infection?A. So women know what it feels like to live with an annoying cunt.Q. Did you hear about the two gay guys that had an argument in the bar?A. They went outside to exchange blows.Q. Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him?A. He came home shit faced.</blockquote>