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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063926492" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">White Man & Black Man</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A white man noticed the impressive length of the black man's</p><p>penis at the adjacent urinal. Sure wish I had one like yours.</p><p></p><p>The black man replied, You can just tie a string around it and hang a</p><p>weight on the end of the string. Put the weight down your pant leg and</p><p>you can have one like mine.</p><p></p><p>The white man thanked him for the suggestion and left.</p><p></p><p>Some weeks later, they met again in the lavatory.</p><p></p><p>The black man asked how the project was going.</p><p></p><p>Great,I'm half way there!</p><p></p><p>Really? said the black man.</p><p></p><p>Yes. It's turning black!</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Confucious Say.....</span></strong></p><p></p><p>It takes many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it.</p><p>*Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.</p><p>*Man who sit on tack, get point.</p><p>*Man with hand on tool not always mechanic.</p><p>*Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.</p><p>*He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.</p><p>*What is the definition of a smart ass?</p><p>*Someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"> ()()()()()</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Why do men love blow jobs so much?</p><p>They love all jobs they can lay back and watch a woman do.</p><p>What's the difference between people who pray in church and those</p><p>who pray in casinos?</p><p>The ones in the casinos are serious.</p><p></p><p>You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer.</p><p>You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?</p><p>Shoot the lawyer... TWICE!</p><p></p><p>Why are lawyers buried 12 feet underground instead of the usual six feet?</p><p>Because deep down, they are really good people.</p><p></p><p>What is the difference between a 69 and driving in the fog?</p><p>When driving in the fog, you can't see the asshole in front of you</p><p>How did the blonde burn her nose?</p><p>Bobbing for French fries.</p><p></p><p>Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?</p><p>They keep breaking them with their hammers.</p><p></p><p>Two blondes stopped in their car to let a funeral pass by.</p><p>Who died? the first blonde asked.</p><p>I think it was the person in the casket replied the second blonde.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063926492, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]White Man & Black Man[/COLOR][/B] A white man noticed the impressive length of the black man's penis at the adjacent urinal. Sure wish I had one like yours. The black man replied, You can just tie a string around it and hang a weight on the end of the string. Put the weight down your pant leg and you can have one like mine. The white man thanked him for the suggestion and left. Some weeks later, they met again in the lavatory. The black man asked how the project was going. Great,I'm half way there! Really? said the black man. Yes. It's turning black! [B][COLOR="Teal"]Confucious Say.....[/COLOR][/B] It takes many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it. *Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *Man who sit on tack, get point. *Man with hand on tool not always mechanic. *Man who lives in glass house should change in basement. *He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. *What is the definition of a smart ass? *Someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is. [B][COLOR="Red"] ()()()()()[/COLOR][/B] Why do men love blow jobs so much? They love all jobs they can lay back and watch a woman do. What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos? The ones in the casinos are serious. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? Shoot the lawyer... TWICE! Why are lawyers buried 12 feet underground instead of the usual six feet? Because deep down, they are really good people. What is the difference between a 69 and driving in the fog? When driving in the fog, you can't see the asshole in front of you How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for French fries. Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? They keep breaking them with their hammers. Two blondes stopped in their car to let a funeral pass by. Who died? the first blonde asked. I think it was the person in the casket replied the second blonde. [/QUOTE]
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