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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063927817" data-attributes="member: 14320">Helping CouplesA doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joyin their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if hefelt he could not help them.The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave them thoroughphysical exams, psychological exams, and various tests and thenconcluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you."On your way home from my office, stop at the grocery store andbuy some grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off yourclothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until youmake a bull's-eye in your wife's love canal. Then on hands andknees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grapeusing only your tongue."Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from acrossthe room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringeraround his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to himand consume the doughnut."The couple went home and their sex life became more and morewonderful.They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Potter that they should seethe good doctor. The doctor greeted the Potters and said he wouldnot take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so heconducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests.Then he told the Potters the bad news. "I cannot help you, so Iwill not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good asit will ever be. I cannot help."The Potters pleaded with him, and said, "You helped our friendsthe Browns, now please, please help us.""Well, all right," the doctor said. "On your way home from theoffice, stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a boxof cheerios..."::::::::::Do you know what happened this month back in 1850, in California?California became a state.The State had no electricity.The State had no money.Almost everyone spoke Spanish.There were gun fights in the streets.So basically, it was just like California today except the womenhad real breasts and the men didn't hold hands.</blockquote>

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