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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063930789" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Dr. Chang</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had</p><p>a date or any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might</p><p>have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the</p><p>medical expertise of a sex therapist.</p><p></p><p>Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well</p><p>known Chinese sex therapist. So she went to see him.</p><p></p><p>Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "Ok, take</p><p>off all you crose." The woman did as she was told.</p><p></p><p>"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of</p><p>room."</p><p></p><p>The woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said,</p><p>"Ok, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did.</p><p></p><p>Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your probrem</p><p>vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see,</p><p>dat why you not haf sex or dates"</p><p></p><p>Confused, the woman asked, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is</p><p>Ed Zachary Disease?"</p><p></p><p>Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eyes and replied, "Ed</p><p>Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike</p><p>your ass."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">*~»§«~*~» P «~*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~» P «~*~»§«~*</span></strong></p><p></p><p>An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an open buggy one cold,</p><p>blustery January day. The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are</p><p>freezing cold."</p><p></p><p>The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body heat</p><p>will warm them up." So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up.</p><p></p><p>The next day, the daughter was riding in the buggy with her boyfriend.</p><p>The boyfriend said, "My hands are freezing cold."</p><p></p><p>The daughter replied, "Put them between my legs, they'll warm up."</p><p></p><p>The next day, the boyfriend was again driving in the buggy with the</p><p>daughter. He said, "My nose is freezing cold." The daughter replied,</p><p>"Put it between my legs. It will warm up."</p><p></p><p>He did, and his nose warmed up.</p><p></p><p>The next day, the boyfriend was once again driving with the daughter and</p><p>he said, "My penis is frozen solid."</p><p></p><p>The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her mother, and</p><p>she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"</p><p></p><p>The slightly concerned mother says, "Sure, why do you ask ?"</p><p></p><p>The daughter says, "Well, they make one hell of a mess when they thaw</p><p>out!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063930789, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Dr. Chang[/COLOR][/B] A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well known Chinese sex therapist. So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "Ok, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." The woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "Ok, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did. Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, dat why you not haf sex or dates" Confused, the woman asked, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eyes and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass." [B][COLOR="Red"]*~»§«~*~» P «~*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~» P «~*~»§«~*[/COLOR][/B] An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an open buggy one cold, blustery January day. The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body heat will warm them up." So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day, the daughter was riding in the buggy with her boyfriend. The boyfriend said, "My hands are freezing cold." The daughter replied, "Put them between my legs, they'll warm up." The next day, the boyfriend was again driving in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is freezing cold." The daughter replied, "Put it between my legs. It will warm up." He did, and his nose warmed up. The next day, the boyfriend was once again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid." The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" The slightly concerned mother says, "Sure, why do you ask ?" The daughter says, "Well, they make one hell of a mess when they thaw out!" [/QUOTE]
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