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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063932628" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">A Sex Test For Rednecks</span></strong></p><p></p><p><em><strong>Answer the following questions with either True or False.</strong></em></p><p></p><p>1. A menstrual cycle has three wheels....True or False.</p><p></p><p>2. Asphalt describes rectal problems....True or False.</p><p></p><p>3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.... True or False.</p><p></p><p>4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack....True or False.</p><p></p><p>5. The clitoris is a type of flower....True or False.</p><p></p><p>6. A G-string is part of a fiddle....True or False.</p><p></p><p>7. Semen is a term for sailors....True or False.</p><p></p><p>8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly....True or False.</p><p></p><p>9. Testicles are found on an Octopus....True or False.</p><p></p><p>10. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit....True or False.</p><p></p><p>11. KOTEX is a radio station in Tulsa....True or False.</p><p></p><p>12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish....True or False.</p><p></p><p>13. Coitus is a musical instrument....True or False.</p><p></p><p>14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke....True or False.</p><p></p><p>15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute....True or False.</p><p></p><p>16. A condom is a large apartment complex....True or False.</p><p></p><p>17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir....True or False.</p><p></p><p>18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry....True or False.</p><p></p><p>19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle....True or False.</p><p></p><p>20. An erection is when Japanese people vote....True or False.</p><p></p><p>21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East....True or False.</p><p></p><p>22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass....True or False.</p><p></p><p>23. Pornography is the business of making records....True or False.</p><p></p><p>24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin....True or False.</p><p></p><p>25. Douche is the French word for "twelve"....True or False.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">_______________</span></strong></p><p></p><p>One day a 5th grade class was taking a field trip but the weather</p><p>was extremely bad and the trip was to be delayed and they had to</p><p>stay in a hotel for the night. So Little Johnny was sleeping in the</p><p>same room as his teacher.</p><p></p><p>In the middle of the night the teacher woke up and was frightened by</p><p>the sight of Johnny standing right over her.</p><p></p><p>He asked if he could sleep with her cause he couldn't sleep.</p><p></p><p>She said okay, then Johnny asked to lay a little closer and she said</p><p>okay.</p><p></p><p>Then he asked if he could put his finger in her belly button and she</p><p>said "NO"</p><p></p><p>"But my mommy lets me do it when I can't sleep and it helps."</p><p></p><p>So the teacher says, "Okay fine, do whatever your mom lets you do."</p><p></p><p>A few minutes later the teacher says "OH. that's not my</p><p>bellybutton."</p><p></p><p>And Johnny says, "that's not my finger."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063932628, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]A Sex Test For Rednecks[/COLOR][/B] [I][B]Answer the following questions with either True or False.[/B][/I] 1. A menstrual cycle has three wheels....True or False. 2. Asphalt describes rectal problems....True or False. 3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.... True or False. 4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack....True or False. 5. The clitoris is a type of flower....True or False. 6. A G-string is part of a fiddle....True or False. 7. Semen is a term for sailors....True or False. 8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly....True or False. 9. Testicles are found on an Octopus....True or False. 10. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit....True or False. 11. KOTEX is a radio station in Tulsa....True or False. 12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish....True or False. 13. Coitus is a musical instrument....True or False. 14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke....True or False. 15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute....True or False. 16. A condom is a large apartment complex....True or False. 17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir....True or False. 18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry....True or False. 19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle....True or False. 20. An erection is when Japanese people vote....True or False. 21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East....True or False. 22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass....True or False. 23. Pornography is the business of making records....True or False. 24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin....True or False. 25. Douche is the French word for "twelve"....True or False. [B][COLOR="Red"]_______________[/COLOR][/B] One day a 5th grade class was taking a field trip but the weather was extremely bad and the trip was to be delayed and they had to stay in a hotel for the night. So Little Johnny was sleeping in the same room as his teacher. In the middle of the night the teacher woke up and was frightened by the sight of Johnny standing right over her. He asked if he could sleep with her cause he couldn't sleep. She said okay, then Johnny asked to lay a little closer and she said okay. Then he asked if he could put his finger in her belly button and she said "NO" "But my mommy lets me do it when I can't sleep and it helps." So the teacher says, "Okay fine, do whatever your mom lets you do." A few minutes later the teacher says "OH. that's not my bellybutton." And Johnny says, "that's not my finger." [/QUOTE]
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