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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063938053" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Different Kinds Of Boobs And Weenies</span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it OK for us guys to notice all</p><p>the different kind of boobs?"</p><p></p><p>Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if</p><p>we didn't. There are all kinds of breasts depending on a woman's age.</p><p></p><p>In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In</p><p>her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a</p><p>bit. After fifty, they are like onions."</p><p></p><p>"Onions, Dad?"</p><p></p><p>"Yeah, you see them and they make you cry."</p><p></p><p>Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of</p><p>weenies are there?"</p><p></p><p>The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a</p><p>man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's weenie is</p><p>like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a</p><p>birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas</p><p>tree."</p><p></p><p>"A Christmas tree?"</p><p></p><p>"Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoration."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p>Women are like phones:</p><p>They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.</p><p>But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Body Found</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Today, police found an unidentified man's body in a park nearby.</p><p>They describe him as having a Beer Belly,</p><p>Saggy Balls, Wrinkly Ass and a Small Dick.</p><p>I was just checking to make sure that you are okay.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p>A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor.</p><p>She explains the problem to the doctor, who asks her to sit down.</p><p>He gets out his torch and says, "Open wide!"</p><p>"I can't," said the blonde, "The chair is fitted with arms!"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p>An elderly Blonde Floridian called 911 on her cell phone</p><p>to report that her car has been broken into.</p><p>She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher:</p><p>"They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.</p><p>The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."</p><p>A few minutes later, the officer radios in.</p><p>"Disregard.", He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063938053, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Different Kinds Of Boobs And Weenies[/COLOR][/B] A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it OK for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?" Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't. There are all kinds of breasts depending on a woman's age. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions, Dad?" "Yeah, you see them and they make you cry." Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of weenies are there?" The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's weenie is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoration." [B][COLOR="Red"]=====[/COLOR][/B] Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected [B][COLOR="Red"]=====[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]Body Found[/COLOR][/B] Today, police found an unidentified man's body in a park nearby. They describe him as having a Beer Belly, Saggy Balls, Wrinkly Ass and a Small Dick. I was just checking to make sure that you are okay. [B][COLOR="Red"]=====[/COLOR][/B] A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor. She explains the problem to the doctor, who asks her to sit down. He gets out his torch and says, "Open wide!" "I can't," said the blonde, "The chair is fitted with arms!" [B][COLOR="Red"]=====[/COLOR][/B] An elderly Blonde Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard.", He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake." [/QUOTE]
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